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im gonna snap, mutha ****er browser douched me and erased all my typing, ****.

anyways, now you get the brief not funny verison..

so you guys may remember that long thread about realizations while living alone. and a lot had to do with locking doors and people sneaking into the house. well those musta slipped my mind

i was sitting here with the stereo blasting. i like loud music. and i hear some ****.. well im tough now right, so i just shrugged my shoulders. thats how bad ass i am.. so im chilling to Death From Above blaring..

finally i gotta piss so i leave the room (carpet smells enough w/o piss on it) and i see a bag of clothes sitting outside my room that i left at my brothers.. and then i race downstairs and see that he dropped the car off and i see him leaving in his car.. mutha snuck in and didnt say anything..

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and the other bit of the thread.. heres something i said to an ex today.

"hmm well unfortunately im not gay.. i was for a bit, but then i realized not all girls are like you"

she followed with

"wow, **** you"
 

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how long has it been since uve seen ur bro?
 
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um seen em monday.. i lived with him on weekends for a bit.. so i see em often.
 
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confused?

grr... lowdown: my brother got into my house and walked around without me even hearing him because of my music.

and i totally burned an ex
 

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it's funny on that burn on your ex how you burned him--I mean her and all. You burned her and it was really quite clever and funny. No sarcasm, I'm just wasting space with more text.

Hybrid does seem kind of oblivious...zzhrooooom! Right over his head.

I remember that thread about all that stuff, it was funny. I like it much better than this one.

BTW, do any lounge posts count towards your total?
 

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no lounge posts dont count..... nice burn i might keep that one if u dont mind
 
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calebc said:
I remember that thread about all that stuff, it was funny. I like it much better than this one.
i agree, this thread sucks
 

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Yeah, about the burn...
One time I called my friends girlfriend a high-maintenance slut! OOH BURN!!!! haha what a slutty loser man.
 

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Me? No I didn't, she just called my house trying to cuss me out dude. Don't call me a liar. I'll shoot a tree if you do it again. But seriously, I'm not lying.
 
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