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don't drop the soap
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Just tell your pathetic joke finds on these things.

I'll start:

A greeen one

What is a volcano?

-A mountain with hiccups

What is clear and smells like carrots?

-A bunny's breath
 

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Team Wicked
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Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef

Q: what do you call a cow with one leg stuck in the ground?
A: steak

Q: what do you call a cow with no hind legs?
A: an utter drag

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
A: art

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a jaccuzzi?
A: stu
 

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yeah, i know..i was just messin around...

for being a jerk, i will post some

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog

Q: What has ten letters and starts with 'gas'
A: An Automobile

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky

Q: How do you keep water from running?
A: Don't Pay the Water Bill
 
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