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this is hilarious if the ending is too much against the rules mods im sorry ill delete if it is o well hope you enjoy


A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
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> The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and
> tell me what you learn from that."
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> So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
> Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
> could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great
> college!"
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> The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
> for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
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> The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise
> for a million dollars?" The brother said: "Sure, you know how much stuff a
> million bucks can buy?"
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> The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father
> asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
> realistically?"
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> The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
> dollars. But realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."
 
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hahahaha, my eyes shifted and read the pun before all of the joke.. but its still funny
 

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omg that is so funny :rofl: that is great!!!
 

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yea i thought it was great, one of my dads friends emailed it to me i just had to share it lol
 

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i gotta joke whats the difference between snow men and snow women.


snow balls!
 

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hey d_smalls you should really like this one

why do canadians do it doggie style?



so they dont miss the hockey game!


ahahaha :)
 

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2 muffins are sitting in the oven, one muffin says to the other "gee it's hot in here" and the other says "ahhhhh a talking muffin"


^^

best joke ever
 

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hahahahahhahhahhha heheheheeheheheh omfg. im gonna piss myself. that **** is the ****


i just love muffins. especially the ones with the little blue thingys inside.
 

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a guy walks into a bar and says ow.

a priest, george bush and elvis walk into a bar. the bartender says what is this a joke?

now to insult some blondes:
why were blonds created? dogs cant get beer from the fridge
why were brunettes created? neither can blonds

whats the difference between George W bush with out a brain and george W bush
one of them's is heavier
 

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Power_House406 said:
2 muffins are sitting in the oven, one muffin says to the other "gee it's hot in here" and the other says "ahhhhh a talking muffin"


^^

best joke ever
So simple, yet so very very funny.
 
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