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i use that site too. but that was great.

a good friend of mine told me that one day he was home alone and was doing what any guy would do. well, he was on the couch, using conditioner for lube, watching a movie. well, his parents came home a little early so he jumped up and ran into the bath room. Mom knocks on the bathroom door "gary, you left your conditioner on the couch"
 

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lmfao...

if my dad caught me... i think it'd be alot less akward if i was just usuing my hand then if i had a ****ing cucumber on my dick. lmfao

my dad's caught me surfing ****, but i've yet to be caught beatin it

too funny thouigh
 

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Haha, melons, cucumbers, inflatable water wings. Girlfriends are way better.
 

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lol, you know that's on a bodybuilding site if he can fit into a friggin cucumber and have it actually do something :rofl
 

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mynameisgeorgel said:
a good friend of mine told me that one day he was home alone and was doing what any guy would do. well, he was on the couch, using conditioner for lube, watching a movie. well, his parents came home a little early so he jumped up and ran into the bath room. Mom knocks on the bathroom door "gary, you left your conditioner on the couch"
Thats awesome
 
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