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I need someone to write a poem about pirates.

I'm doing a poetry notebook but I got like a ton of toher stuff to do still and I'm multitasking and yeah its too overhwelming I just need ONE more poem so please can someone write one for me.

Or if you want to make my life a lot easier, someone write one FOR ME and someone write one so I can use it and tpcastt it and I will say it's by you and it will be read by my english teacher.

Please help Nick get good grades so he can get his toher **** done and get some decent sleep and take 4 tests tomorrow.

Thanks and god bless and I'd really appreciate it if you guys could help me.
 

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Love

Love is something that can't be found just anywhere,
Yet you'll know when love is there

Love is something to hold true
Love brings you up when you are blue

Love is like aged whine,
Love gets better over time

Love is so very devine,
Love a girl and you'll get 69 *that part was a joke*

Love is something you'll hold and cherish,
Love can grow strong, and can perish,

Love everyone you hold dear,
Love your friends and keep them near
 

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Whenever I have homework concerns, PBF is the first place I go!

Edit: see what going to PBF gets you, people confuse 'pirates' with 'love'
 

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yo-ho

yo ho yo ho being a pirate is really cool
yo ho yo ho a pirates life is not a fool
yo ho yo ho I cast me sails awaaaaay
yo ho yo ho to comeback another day

oh a pirates life is the one for me
if i wasnt a pirate, what would i be?
with one leg and one eye
i hope tomorrow i dont die? (idk)

yo ho yo ho i have a parat and his name is polly
yo ho yo ho without my pegleg i sure get wobly
yo ho yo ho who doesnt like beign a pirate?
yo ho yo ho cuz we all know pirates>ninjas

yes i know the last two lines dont rhyme, but meh
feel free to change some/all of it
 

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They call me a motha f*kin pirate,
I'ma captain ya I'ma high rate,
You think your mast is bigger than mine!
Well let's drink rum instead of wine
Sit around the table countin our booty.
Go to da club and smack some booty
Run to da galley cuz I am hungry.
The cook sure looks really funny
I got me three gold doubloons.......
Gonna get more to buy some poon
 

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Yeah, but I thought it was stupid enough to post........................popped in my head. But it's got 2 deal with pirates, well atleast ghetto pirates.
 
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