ever done it? some of my friends do it. Captain cafeteria is also known as luitenant lunch, and the ROTC (rotsee) Nazi (THe main ROTC guy. The assbandit.). yeah, they take pizza, smear it on the tables to piss him off, and then run outside into the courtyard and hide from him as he spends a large portion of the lunch hour searching for them. oh man it's friggin hilarious.