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ok, Well today in English class, i finished my work early, so i decided to go sit behind this hot ass girl and talk to her. And i hear this kid in the back talking about his autococker (this kid is a small little nerdy *****)

so i go over and i say "You ball?"
Him - Yes
Me - wut you shoot?
Him - LCD Autococker
Me - They don't make an LCD cocker...
Him - yes they do.
me - Is it an electric cocker or Mechanical?
Him - mechanical..... Wut do you shoot?
me - a timmy
him - man those are such peices of crap. they got those plastic hammers and ****
me - What the **** are you talking about? timmys are one of the best guns out there.
Him - no, cockers are alot better then timmys. Timmys jam up all the time and are unreliable
Me - Timmys don't even have hammers bro, They got an Aluminum air ram, and they are alot better then ur cocker. They don't even make LCD cockers (this kid didn't even know who Eclipse was)

Teacher - Jerry, go back to your seat


And as i was going back to my seat, i could hear the kid mutter "What a newbie"

i was about to turn around and bust a cap. but i didn't. instead i controlled my need to just pwn the **** outta that n00b, then took it out on ppl at football practice



ok.. i got that off my chest.

--Jerry
 

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sounds like a complete idiot. he probably just hears a bunch of people around him talk about it, and talks and makes himself sound smart.
 

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0ld Sk00l
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he said in the coversation but i forgot to add it

him - Tippy?
me - No timmy, as in Bob Long Intimidator

i said that right after i said what type of gun i had, but i didn't think it was too relevant until now, and don't feel like editing
 

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same thing happened to me, i said i hade a bushy.

and they looked like i was a complete idiot.
 

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Yeah I laughed when Luios said Matrix's suck and I can't ball for ****.

Owned him on the field that weekend.

Just ask him to go balling with you sometime and mow him.
 

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i don't wana go balling w/ that little punk. He plays woodsball ne ways, He doesn't know wut an Air 'sup field is or ne thing. So i'll just leave him and his Mech. LCD cockers by himself ;)
 

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woodsball doesnt give me the rush like sup' airball
 

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boomdie said:
EVen the most hardcore baller in my school (other then me) doesn't know what a cocker is. They're all spyder/tippy newbs who have never upped their marker adn freeze paintballs and shoot cars and stuff... And tey think Angels own all.
 

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Some chick's brother has an angel so she shows it off. She got decent at walking but I owned her. I even went easy on her.

Boxers only
Debounce 25
One Halo full of balls
Barefoot

She was pissin me off so after I clipped her pack like 8 times in the snake I unloaded.
 

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omg i got into a similar argument witht his kid last year in business class.

him- what gun do you have
me- completely upd cocker
him- bs, i dont believe you have one
*so i log onto the comp and show him my Rate my gun thread with the gun*
him- meh that gun is a piece of crap
me- what do you have
him- a custom tippmann model ninety eight
me- whats custom about it?
him- it just is, thats the title of it
me- theres nothing custom about your gun dip****


oh and also there was this noob on my bus last year who overheard me talking about paintball
him- you play paintball? thats cool
me- yeah you do too? what gun do you have?
him- i have an angel lsd
me- thats cool...you know there isnt such thing as an angel lsd....
him- im sponsored by jt, i think i know what my gun is
 
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