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Sometimes I think this is all a dream. Nothing is real and I am the only living thing. Like I am my own god in a sense. I only think this because ive had a lot of times where I should have been seriously injured, have some broken bones, or dead but I wasn’t.

I also think this because I eat so much McDonalds, Wendy’s, burgers, and other **** that I should be getting fat from. I’m not though; I weigh 140 for Christ sake with 5 pounds of fat. HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

A couple of days ago I went to Ace hardware with my friends to get a pvc pipe (my friend wanted one for war hammer...waste of money if you ask me) and I decided to free run a little bit on the way there. So I was running on a one of those things where you park and there’s concrete in front of it. So im running across those, jumping, jumping, SLIP! WACK! Face first into the concrete...a minor scratch...I litterly went face first into the ground and did not get a broken bone or anything, im surprised I didn’t die. I got a slight cut from it...what the hell?

I’m sure most of you have thought the whole "Its all a figment of my mind" thing but what if this is all a figment of my mind and you guys think that me thinking all of this a figment of my imagination is a figment of YOUR mind which is a figment of MINE...confusing I know.

So yea, has anyone actually thought that?
 

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You've seriously never thought that?...well....Yea i guess you can have a little.
 

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Some things are just unexplainable
 

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my metabolism is a ****ing fireplace...my fat burns with the intensity of a 1000 suns. Im not mad though, im quite happy with this actully :)
 

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Girls that I'm friends with all seem to have really high metabolisms. I sit with a few girls at lunch that are smokin' hot that I'm friends with and they eat like no other girls I've ever seen. It's awesome. As for me, I have a metabolism higher than that grandma in spud's sig. When it comes to eating, I'm a ****ing garbage disposal. I eat good stuff though most of the time, work out, and I'm still a 6' 145 lb. twig. Sometimes it pisses me off that I'm so skinny, but what the hell I love to eat, and I'd rather be skinny than a fat lump. :hug:
 

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You're 3.5% bodyfat? I dunno about that one.

Life does seem surreal at times. I used to get it all the time, about ages 12-15 id have days or nights where nothing around me seemed real(no, not drugs). It passed and now the only time things like that happen are when I have a tough workout or get hit hard in rugby.


edit: or hit up the keystone a little too much
 

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i think therfore i am?
 

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Metabolism eh? Mine's the Mount Everest of metabolisms. I eat the most out of anybody I know, as in.. minimum 4 meals a day, w/ snacks inbetween. I'm 5' 8.5" tall, and only 127 lbs. Now that is skinny.

I get he best of luck when it comes to injuries too. It's surreal how many times I should have been killed/badly injured and came out fine.
 
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