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How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer: BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
 

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I'd be the democrat and the southern republican at the same time, thinking and shooting.
 

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well, i dunno about the rest of the country but in mass if you discharge a firearm outside of a range, in home, in defense, either way, that major big trouble, however, i wouldnt care if someone did that to me and my family id cap their camel ridin punk a,ss
 

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charlesotis said:
well, i dunno about the rest of the country but in mass if you discharge a firearm outside of a range, in home, in defense, either way, that major big trouble, however, i wouldnt care if someone did that to me and my family id cap their camel ridin punk a,ss
Yeah, that's just Mass. The rest of the country is sane.

-Jin
 

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it has its perks and its downfalls, i think we have the most pissed off people in the country, we have the best hardcore and metal scene, we have the best sports teams in the universe, good schools and colleges, Boston, the Dropkick Murphys, Aerosmith (if you like them), The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones, then basically this whole so called new wave of metal which consists of, unearth, killswitch, shadows fall, and a ton of other good metal and hardcore bands, the red chord, beyond the embrace, blood for blood, death before dishonor, ten yard fight, just to name a few. And we have 4 seasons which is a plus. We have some downfalls, ted kennedy, john kerry, gay marriage, a general liberal mindset.
 

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charlesotis said:
it has its perks and its downfalls, i think we have the most pissed off people in the country, we have the best hardcore and metal scene, we have the best sports teams in the universe, good schools and colleges, Boston, the Dropkick Murphys, Aerosmith (if you like them), The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones, then basically this whole so called new wave of metal which consists of, unearth, killswitch, shadows fall, and a ton of other good metal and hardcore bands, the red chord, beyond the embrace, blood for blood, death before dishonor, ten yard fight, just to name a few. And we have 4 seasons which is a plus. We have some downfalls, ted kennedy, john kerry, gay marriage, a general liberal mindset.
I'll give you the metal scene part. I'm driving up there next summer just for some shows.
 
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