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Everyone needs a laugh every now and then, so post a joke a make someone laugh. ill start.

Jim works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday
she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Jim! How ya'
doin"?
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Jim. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Jim if he'd like his usual
and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she
know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have Bud at the end of the 1st nine, Honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Jim, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
"Hi Jimmy. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Jim's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Jim follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Jim tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have
mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every
four letter word in the book.

The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez Jim, you picked up a real
b***h this time."
 

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Decent, decent...

I really liked this one:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" ([World's Funniest Joke Revealed)
 

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Sexist Joke:

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just let her cook in the dark!



A husband drove over his wife and killed her, whose fault was it?

The husbands, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen!
 

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Dirty joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 9 shots of tequila and downs them all. The bar tender asks, "why so much liquor this evning?" and the man replies, "1st blow job" and the bartener in a cheer full tone, "hey, thats great let me get you another shot on the house!" But he man says in a some what angry tone "if 9 shots isnt gonna make the taste go away, what do you thinik one more will do!"
 

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Why do women fart less than men?

Because they don't stop talking long enough to build pressure


Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink


What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice


Why did the woman cross the road?

It doesn't matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place?

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

You hit her!



Note: I am not sexist, I just know a lot of jokes
 

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I know tons of black jokes if people won't get mad... :dodgy:

What do you do when a black guy has his feet on the ground?
Get a shorter rope

Two black guys jump off a building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares!

What do you do when you see a black guy with one arm and one leg hopping in a field?
Stop laughing and reload

What do you tell a black jew?
Get to the back of the oven!

How long does it take for a black women to take a dump?
9 months

What day is it when it's midnight and you see your new 52" LCD TV and your DVD layer floating?
Bring your son to work day


Random joke


What has four legs, green fur, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?













A pool table!
 

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how do you smile and wink at a black guy?
look through the scope and smile with joy!

What are 3 things a black person cant keep?
A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

What are the charecteristics of a black mexican?
Some who's too lazy to steal.

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny.

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew.


That is all... i will ask my friend for more in a bit or i will think of one.
 

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Lol at the black jokes, I'm african :D The dead baby jokes are disgusting!
But you were warned... was day funny doh?
 
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