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Okay this is the place where you post jokes (keep them clean, and no racist jokes)

A guy and a girl are walking through the woods, and they find a magic lamp. They both pick it up at the same time. Then the genie comes out, confused, he said that they could only have one wish each. The guy being greedy says he wants to go first, so the girl, being kind, lets him. He thought for a second and then said "I wish everyone in the whole wide world but me was female!" The genie says "Your wish has been granted" Then they both look at the girl who is thinking pretty hard about what to wish for. Then after a while she says "I wish this guy was gay!"
 

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Where would you find a dog with no legs?
right where you left him...

Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Cuz they have their belts on their hats...

jus a few corny jokes. i like the first one tho:p
 

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here are some ***ist jokes

why are womens feet so small?
so they can get closer to the sink

what do you tell a woman witha black eye?
nothing you already told her once
 

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Q- what do you call a parade of white poeple?
A- An avalanch

Q- What do you call a parade of black people?
A- A mudslide

Q- What do you call a arade of mexicans?
A- A jailbreak!
 

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Atlas I think that he ment s e x ist-

A little boy got on the city bus and sat next to a guy who was around 40 years old. He asked the man why a little part of his color was white and the man said it was because he was a father. The little boy then said " well my dad is a father of my 2 sisters and I and he doesn't wear a coller with a white square on it". The man then replied " no, you don't get it.....I am a father of hundreds". Then the boy replied " oh, okay. Mayber instead of you wearing your coller backwards you should wear your pants backwards".

There was a man in his late 20s and he was a really avid golfer. Every single morning he wakes up at the crack of dawn turns on the weather channel to see if he will have good weather for golfing that morning. One Saturday morning he woke up, checked the weather channel and saw that it was gonna be really rainy. He said what the heck and decided to go golfing anyways. He gets halfway there and noticed that it was really starting to pour, he turns the car around and heads back home. He gets inside and crawls back into bed and says to his wife " The weather out there is horible". Then his wife replies " And to think that my stupid husband is out there golfing right now(chuckles, chuckles)"
 

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racist jokes have got to be the funniest ones of all, some kid that sits at my table at lunch knows hundreds of them and theyre all hilarious (disclaimer: im not racist) for some reason even though i hate racist people.......
 

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I dont think any of these jokes should be considered racist. I mean there is a difference between making fun of a race and actuslly hating the race. everyone jokes around so come and join us. i wanna hear a joke about a white guy. i never hear any racist jokes about whites. someone make fun of me.
 

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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over),
I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$ hole?" I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..
 

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The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm when mating. Yet only 10% of the sperm makes it into the mate, leaving 360 gallons that don't. And people wonder why the ocean tastes salty.
 
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