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"I throw rocks at the cats."

"Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass."

"I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door..."

"Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't"

Those are some of the best.

Of course HARRR!!
 

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look LOOK ! ha you looked
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i have to do this to ppl
 

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eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

lmao, i lol'd
 

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Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!

Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!

That was funnay. :tup
 

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Boy: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.



i laughed for almost 2 mins
 
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