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well i know this kid from elementary school, we went to different high schools until this year (grade 12) wehn he transferred to mine and he is in my cooking class (i know . . but you cook . . . and get a free "a") he lies . . . A LOT!! i talked to a kid who went to his old high school and he says he is a compulsive liar "same as i remember from elementary" i commented. in cooking he makes up these lies all the time. they are interesting . . . but lies nontheless.

in the library i was talking about that woman that died in boston . . rip. he was listening when i said that it was set at 500 fps (its what i heard) and he tells me his freind has a "sniper gun" that is set at 1000 and it cant be set lower than 800. im like . . . uhhhh im pretty sure u r lying . . . and he tells me that his friend has a "computer thing" on his gun that he "personally set" so this would happen. i walked away b/c i dont like to talk to him much and was thinking . . . "how can a computer control a spring???" w/e i tried to bring it up agian so i can embarass him in front of people, but he didnt talk about it AT ALL
 

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I have a friend like this as well.. He much weigh 500 lbs. No less. HE claims he only weighs 250lbs. .. And when he came back form summer vacation he told my homeroom teacher that he lost 90 lbs over the summer.. That would make him weigh as much as I do.. And he's a good 3x my size.

The kid also went to washington DC with us.. When we went to the white house he went up to a secret service agent and started talking to him abotu security.. HE claims he taped a paintball pistol to his leg and snuck in with it.

I could go on and on.. He says he went to military school and before that he weighed 150 lbs.

He said somethign to me and I was like "Yer mom!" And he pulls back his fist as if he was abotu to punch me and said "dont you ever talk abotu ym family."

I was like "Your sister!" And sat down adn didn't say anything. I would lay the kid out..

EDIT: He also claims he can stomache 80 bottles of heiny. I wouldn't put it past him though..
 

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I'm also a pathological liar, honestly. (LOL!) It makes me kick *** in drama, because lies and truths are just two things of the same. Normaly people aren't wired that way- they lean towards the truth, at least in their mind. Most people when they say something like "I'm Abraham Lincoln" feel something, their eyes twitch and such. I don't. I can lie all day and I just don't register it.

That doesn't mean that I do lie... it just means that I'm messed up in the head. I know the difference between truth and lying, and I'm actually pretty honest. I think it might be tied to the fact that I haven't cried since 2nd grade, have very random mood swings, and sometimes pass out because I laugh so much when I should be crying.

Yay for pouring out secrets I even keep from g/f and close friends.
 

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<slaps Alpha> Yeah, *****. Let's take it outside. I'll whoop you.

<As soon as Alpha steps out the door, locks it behind him.>

Idjit. Don't trust a f*cking liar.

And, btw, I've mentioned this before a couple of times on this forum. Once in some thread about "saddest movie," and once somewhere else in the lounge.

I just want attention. =(
 
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