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- MARK - says:
sup *****
derek - says:
nodda. bout to jump out my window.. maybe break a leg and get an extension on my essay
- MARK - says:
wanna grab a beer after?
 

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Sounds like a good way to get an extension, but i dont think you have to jump out a window. Thats taking a risk somethign else might be damaged. Just get a friend to repeatedly hit your leg with a baseball bat.:dodgy:
 
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Sounds like a good way to get an extension, but i dont think you have to jump out a window. Thats taking a risk somethign else might be damaged. Just get a friend to repeatedly hit your leg with a baseball bat.:dodgy:
Last year I cried while talking to the professor, got a 5 day extension.. still never ended up doing it though. sigh.
 

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You could man up and just write your paper.



Or you could run out in front of your professors car. Maybe you could get him to give you an A instead of just paying you off like normal people do.
 

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Read trough the obituaries and find somebody who looks like they could be related to you or possibly be a close friend.

Attend their funeral long enough to get a program. Show it to your professor, mourn.

Extra couple of days.
 
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