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..and we came up w/ the idea of the Piss-o-matic..

(EDIT - the conversation started when dave IM'd me and said he had to piss like a race horse but was too lazy to get up and go. He said that with todays technology, there should be a machine that does it for you. and here it is!)

Too lazy to get up and piss?

is going to the bathroom for pussys?

well the piss-o-matic is for you.


Attach the hose to ur penis, then pee at ur pleasure, it's drawn to a pump which automaticly dispenses it into the toilet. And no need to flush cause as the old saying goes

"If it's yellow, it can mellow. if it's brown, flush that ****** down!"

Pictures.



Cost = $300 Paypal only

--Jared
 

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I also came up with a treadmill type thing that carries poo up to the toilet then drops it off. It'll be aroudn 700. It works a lot like the tortilla machines at chevy's
 

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bunkertime said:
[highlight]Disclamer[/highlight]

**Makers are not liable for any cuts, scrapes, or bruises the machine might cause to ur penis.**
or rectum
 

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is this price negotiable?

any developements on th jack-ofmatic? freaking got to bend my arm in awkward positions, its just not cool.

gl guys.



~Vince~



EDIT WHERE Were you and dave talking? :p
 

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lbreevesii said:
lmao. funny stuff. bet you could market it to gamers and programmers...
No, their wangs are too small. We'd have to completely redesign it.

vp- if you want a jack off machine then you can buy a fleshlight and hook it up to some sort of thrusting motor. We don't do sexual stuff, this is merely to give the average American joe an easier way to tinkle.
 

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0ld Sk00l
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vpraidersfan1 said:
is this price negotiable?

any developements on th jack-ofmatic? freaking got to bend my arm in awkward positions, its just not cool.

gl guys.



~Vince~



EDIT WHERE Were you and dave talking? :p
VP, there are allready machine like that for you. they are little thrusting motors w/ dildos on them. U should go pick 1 up.
 

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Quiet, Jew. Make it like a funnel, with a big vacuum on the other end, then just turn it on, poo, and voila, out it goes. Oh yeah, make it a designer brand (eg. Gucci, Louis Vuitton)
 

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KingFikiElectra said:
Quiet, Jew. Make it like a funnel, with a big vacuum on the other end, then just turn it on, poo, and voila, out it goes. Oh yeah, make it a designer brand (eg. Gucci, Louis Vuitton)

lol <3
 

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Xball said:
What about one for the ladies?
i dont think woman have reached the patheticness level of the male yet
 
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