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Pb04Balla: ur a lil *****
L337Autococker: o_O
Pb04Balla: im gunna ****ing egg ur house
L337Autococker: um
L337Autococker: why?
Pb04Balla: cuz ur g/f wont cheat on u for me again
Pb04Balla: cuz i hit it and quit it
Pb04Balla: mmmm
Pb04Balla: kelsey
L337Autococker: uhhhhh
L337Autococker: wtf
L337Autococker: who are you
Pb04Balla: ur ****in dad
Pb04Balla: ur gf has a tight pussy
L337Autococker: my dad is dead
Pb04Balla: im ur biological father
L337Autococker: he died in a car wreck 3 years ago...
Pb04Balla: no he didnt
Pb04Balla: maybe ur stepdad
Pb04Balla: im ur real dad
L337Autococker: who the **** is this
Pb04Balla: ur moms been lying to u
L337Autococker: lollerskates
Pb04Balla: ur mom smokes that joint every night
Pb04Balla: lollercunt
L337Autococker: OH ME GEE!1!11!!!!1!11OMG!!!!!WTFBBQ111!!1!1!!!
Pb04Balla: all i gotta say is
Pb04Balla: i ****ed ur girl
Pb04Balla: shes a *****
Pb04Balla: netime u ready for teh fight
L337Autococker: whats her last name then?
Pb04Balla: ****
Pb04Balla: u dnt have 2 know the last name 2 get sum
Pb04Balla: i met her at a club
L337Autococker: what color hair then?
Pb04Balla: brown
Pb04Balla: well kinda
L337Autococker: you suck at teh pranks
Pb04Balla: it was dark
Pb04Balla: well the room we ****ed in
L337Autococker: you suck at teh pranks
Pb04Balla: u suck at teh life
Pb04Balla is away at 2:22:50 AM.
Pb04Balla returned at 2:22:52 AM.
L337Autococker: Hi MITCH!
L337Autococker: you suck at teh pranks
Pb04Balla: r u a gun tech
L337Autococker: i was at my old field
Pb04Balla: good cuz ur girlfriend has a 12 inch cock u need 2 work on
L337Autococker: i volunteered because they were loosing buisness so i worked weekends
Pb04Balla: shes shootin blanks
L337Autococker: ok douche i know its you mitch
Pb04Balla: thats not how u spell it
L337Autococker: and you suck at teh pranks and you suck at life
Pb04Balla: cuntlicker carl

This loser cannot prank me.
 

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Pb04Balla: r u a gun tech
L337Autococker: i was at my old field
Pb04Balla: good cuz ur girlfriend has a 12 inch cock u need 2 work on
L337Autococker: i volunteered because they were loosing buisness so i worked weekends
Pb04Balla: shes shootin blanks
 

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I've never loved anyone this much. Please don't say anything like "what a load of **** it'll turn out like every other juniour high thing in a few months." Please don't put tl;dr I put soo much into this and I was crying while writing it. My tears actually dripped on the paper to.

wow if u call me gay look at wut he said in a thread about his girl hes been dating for a WEEK. [/drama]
 

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lollerskates

I was high and emo. She worships me and I tell her to make me a sandwich and she does yet i still respect her w00t w00t.
 

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Nonoxynol nueve: hey
L337Autococker: hi
Nonoxynol nueve: can you help me out
L337Autococker: sur
L337Autococker: sure*
Nonoxynol nueve: well my tippmann wont work
Nonoxynol nueve: it wont shoot
L337Autococker: i dont know a whole lot about tippmanns but i'll see if i can help
Nonoxynol nueve: ok. thanks
Nonoxynol nueve: well
Nonoxynol nueve: if i send the gun to your house
Nonoxynol nueve: how much would it cost
Nonoxynol nueve: you there
L337Autococker: depends
Nonoxynol nueve: money not an option
Nonoxynol nueve: 75$$
Nonoxynol nueve: otr may b 100$$
Nonoxynol nueve: i really need help
Nonoxynol nueve: onb it
L337Autococker: well how about this
L337Autococker: I can give you help over IM and see if you can fix it yourself, if not then you can send it to me
Nonoxynol nueve: oo ok
Nonoxynol nueve: when i pull the trigger the thibgy that shoots it wont shoot it
Nonoxynol nueve: can i just send it to u
Nonoxynol nueve: i feel really bad that i dnt kno how to fix my gun :'(
L337Autococker: if you really want to
Nonoxynol nueve: ok
L337Autococker: so its a 98 custom
L337Autococker: ?
Nonoxynol nueve: yea
L337Autococker: are you running nitrogen on it?
Nonoxynol nueve: no
L337Autococker: ok
Nonoxynol nueve: co2
L337Autococker: was your tank full?
Nonoxynol nueve: yes
L337Autococker: did u pull the bolt all the way back?
Nonoxynol nueve: whats the bolt
Nonoxynol nueve: ?
L337Autococker: the little side knob
L337Autococker: you cock it back
Nonoxynol nueve: oo i call it the hammer n yes i pulled back
L337Autococker: so when you pull the trigger it dosent fire?
Nonoxynol nueve: nope
L337Autococker: is the safety jammed?
Nonoxynol nueve: no i dont think so
Nonoxynol nueve: i really need help
Nonoxynol nueve: im from overland park
Nonoxynol nueve: what about you
Nonoxynol nueve: KS
L337Autococker: holy ****
L337Autococker: im in olathe
Nonoxynol nueve: woah
Nonoxynol nueve: thats cool
L337Autococker: yeah
L337Autococker: do u know where wwpaintball used to be?
Nonoxynol nueve: my dad can drive to your house if thats ok
Nonoxynol nueve: n drop the gun off
Nonoxynol nueve: or we can mail it
Nonoxynol nueve: well give u a 100
Nonoxynol nueve: $$ to fix it
L337Autococker: so u can drop the gun and 100 off tomorrow?
L337Autococker: cuz it might need new parts
Nonoxynol nueve: yes
Nonoxynol nueve: my dad said its ok
L337Autococker: ok
Nonoxynol nueve: may i have your address
L337Autococker: yeah hold on a sec though
L337Autococker: do u have any co2?
Nonoxynol nueve: ok thank you
Nonoxynol nueve: yea
L337Autococker: ok because i'll need to test it
Nonoxynol nueve: ok
Nonoxynol nueve: my dad will drop it off
Nonoxynol nueve: where do u love in olathe
L337Autococker: do u know where wwpaintball used to be?
Nonoxynol nueve: no
L337Autococker: uhmm
L337Autococker: do u know where nazarene college is?
Nonoxynol nueve: not exactly
Nonoxynol nueve: we can drop it off at your house
Nonoxynol nueve: all we need is the adress
L337Autococker: ok well my dad is having a LAPTOP SALE tomorrow so you should be able to find it pretty easily
Nonoxynol nueve: oook so whats the address
L337Autococker: *address censored out*
Nonoxynol nueve: ook see yah tomorrow about 2 pm?
L337Autococker: uhmm
L337Autococker: I'll probably be out then
L337Autococker: can you bring it by around 11?
Nonoxynol nueve: oo ok
Nonoxynol nueve: what ever it takes to get my gun fixed
Nonoxynol nueve: its a really good one
Nonoxynol nueve: fastest around
L337Autococker: uhmm
L337Autococker: I bet mines faster
L337Autococker: Shocktech Bushmaster B2K3 with 66.6bps board and beambreak eyes
L337Autococker: but tippmanns are good guns
Nonoxynol nueve: i dunno
L337Autococker: i'm selling a nitrogen tank
Nonoxynol nueve: i love my gun
L337Autococker: if your interested
Nonoxynol nueve: whats that?
L337Autococker: nitrogen, HP, compressed air
L337Autococker: its cleaner than co2 and works better
Nonoxynol nueve: ooo i c
L337Autococker: plus u get more shots off it
L337Autococker: oh im just curious how did you get my screenname?
Nonoxynol nueve: i found it on paintballhereos.com
Nonoxynol nueve: it said u were a gun tech
L337Autococker: link?
Nonoxynol nueve: n somethin about a cock
Nonoxynol nueve: no paintballforum.com
L337Autococker: ohhhh
L337Autococker: yeah i used to be a voluntary gun tech
Nonoxynol nueve: yea i saw ur nam n the said u were a gun tech then i saw somthing about workin on a cock
Nonoxynol nueve: so ki figured u were good
Nonoxynol nueve: i**
Nonoxynol nueve: at this stuff
L337Autococker: oh ok
Nonoxynol nueve: yea can i ask u somethin?
L337Autococker: sure
Nonoxynol nueve: whats this about ur gurl friend having a 12 inch cock?
Nonoxynol nueve: whats a cock?
Nonoxynol nueve: i saw it in the forum
L337Autococker: thats just some newb who hates me and pranked me
L337Autococker: or tried to
Nonoxynol nueve: oo
Nonoxynol nueve: whats a cock
Nonoxynol nueve: ??
L337Autococker: penis
L337Autococker: yeah its...
L337Autococker: lol
Nonoxynol nueve: oo ur girl friends got one? so....doesnt that mean shes a guy?
L337Autococker: no she dosent i've checked
L337Autococker: oh whats your paintbalforum username?
Nonoxynol nueve: Mitch[Rapid]


Nonoxynol nueve: hahahahahahhahha
Nonoxynol nueve: lmfao
L337Autococker: goddamnit
Nonoxynol nueve: thanks for ur adress
Nonoxynol nueve: GOT YAH BIATCH
L337Autococker: after a while i could tell its a prank
Nonoxynol nueve: SURE
L337Autococker: wats nitrogen
L337Autococker: hehe bull****
Nonoxynol nueve: THATS WHY UR G/F GOT A COCK
Nonoxynol nueve: g2g
Nonoxynol nueve: bye *****
Nonoxynol nueve signed off at 3:20:47 AM.

****ing A.
 
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