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ok so its like 3:45 and im walking through my house naked. ok. then one of my cats walk up to me and jumps up on my leg and looks up at me. so im like, wutever, so i start to pet it. im not sure if the cat took this as flirting or what :sly: then she starts to bat my dick back and forth. and now im like "wtf cat?" so i push it away. then she jumps back up an bites me. right in on the head. i kicked that cat across the room so hard. ouch. its still sore.
 

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by the look of ur avvy i thought u were a girl, then u said dick, and now its down to transsexual, transvestite, or woman.

pics or shens.
 

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No1TubaPlayer said:
by the look of ur avvy i thought u were a girl, then u said dick, and now its down to transsexual, transvestite, or woman.

pics or shens.
thats my gf. im a dude
Huey69 said:
Why the **** are you walking around your house naked?
im the only one still up, i like being naked, i just got out of the shower
 

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dudeus000 said:
thats my gf. im a dude

im the only one still up, i like being naked, i just got out of the shower
wear a towel u queer :hug:
 

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wow, back off man. It his house, his life, and let him live it how he wants to.
 

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Sh00t em Up said:
right on your head as in dick or head as in cranium. I think you mean dick but that has got to hurt like hell.
dick

how could a cat reach my head head?
 

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Creeps! heh, this is a funny picture I got in my head, if not a little odd..

BTW, your GF has a decent looking face....
 

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