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ok, I think im a little to old to go trick or treating, but my dad wanted me to take my little brother around. so we did, we skipped a house cause it looked like it was empty. Then there was a guy in a jason mask, and he said "hey aren't you comin' over here?" we said, "oh whoops" and we went back, i said "nice costume". then we turn around and started walkin' down his driveway, and i hear this, "BBBBBBBBBRUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!" so we turn around, and oh ****. he was chasing us with a chainsaw. that really got my adrenaline goin' off the charts. I ran like the 6 million dollar man... fast as ****ing hell. and so he keeps chasing us(mainley me :? ) and he turns around and goes back. so we start walking down the street and all we could hear was, "he gotcha good" or "man you guys can run fast". that scared me bad. As I was walking back to my house, I saw 3 hot girls i knew from my school. so I said, "there's this guy back there whos giving out FULL CANDY BARS!" they were like, "hell ya, i'm gettin sum" we go back, and he starts sprinting towards them. you could hear them screaming from a mile away. they got scared, and we keep walkin down the street again and hs kept walking slowly twords us for about 50 yards.and they kept calling him a "cracker". then were pretty outta sight from his house. And we see this white truck coming behind us, it acted like it was gonna run over us, it then turned just in time to miss us, one of the girls said, "man, that would be so funny if that was him.".........shure enough, he runs out of the truck, his chainsaw ripping loud. and they run into the back yards of other people houses, i thought, "hell no.", so im runnin down the street, I swore i could' of ran 80 yards in 10 seconds. and about a minute later of chasing me, he leaves....................

wow. this is the most desperate attemp to scare somebody and it worked.......

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got anything like this?
 

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Well my dorm floor made a haunted house, and I was a zombie and freaked ppl out pretty well. The fire alarm got pulled though and we were ****ed because it was the biggest fire hazard ever. I'm pretty sure we got fined but I haven't gotten any info yet.
 

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How thats harrassment and Agrivated Assualt with a deadly weapon. He could go to jail for that.

Call the cops. Seriously.
 

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I can't think of anything more creepy then a clown holding a single balloon that doesn't smile and just glares at you. Sends shivers up my spine. :)

I found this on extremepumpkin.com and had a great laugh cuz it's soooo true....

"There is nothing scarier than a clown in a van. Nothing. Not a darned thing is scarier than a clown in a van.

It just so happens that I own a van. It is a big, grey cargo van that we use at my company. I have to enlist the help of a friend for this one. My friend will wear the clown suit and tell all the kids that pass by "psst. Kid. Want some candy?" That'll scare everyone. Parents, kids, the police, heck, I'll even be a little scared."
 

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dont diss preds avatar this time..its plo kloon dont change it

oh man thats nuts tho...that never happens around here maybe i should try it next year
 

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Scariest thing is a mime. Its like wow u picked the best way to express yourself.


I think clowns our scary to but not as much as a mime. You see a mime is a thinking clown. Its the quiet type you need to think of.
 

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Mimes aren't a problem for me.... Just wait till they get stuck in one of their invisible boxes then you'll be able to run away.
 

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SpYdErGuY7080 said:
People do it around here all the time, they just take the chain off, takes the death, saves the noise.

forgot to mention he did that^
 

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80 yards in 10 seconds... I run 40 in 4.6 and I'm 220 lbs.. Anyone could do it :).
But, it's people like that that MAKE Hallowe'en. Favourite night of the year, even better than christmas.
 

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Never had a problem with mimes. My problem is with frogs. Seriously you're walkin along in the forest and this little mutated freak of nature jumps out at you all stiff bodied and flops all over your ankles, slimy. Hate em. I like spiders though...
 

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Yeah that happened to me once when I took my little neice trick-or-treating and the guy tried to scare os with a chainsaw without the blades/chain on, so I just stared and nodded my head...
 

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i was at this haunted house thing blazed like the surface of the sun and some guy jumped out at me with a chainsaw and stuff, expecting me (of course) to jump back in horror a split second later. nope :D

i just kinda turned at him expressionless, slowly reached my hand out, poked the mask nose, turned foward and continued walking, cause i was just too hurt to do anything else, not to mention react


lol the guy musta been thinking "wtf?"
 

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The best time I ever had scaring people was many years ago when my Dad was rebuilding the wraparound porch around my house. The only place the planking was full was between the steps going to the porch and the front door so I was able to hide in the framework like a troll while everyone passed me obliviously. As they would reach for the doorbell I jumped up and growled which did a good job of scareing the crap out of everyone. I feel kinda bad about it but one kid was so terrified that he tripped down the stairs and took off running all the way down the street without slowing down.
 

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I gave up on scaring people when I was 16. I wore this mask I had, and put on my brother's letterman jacket. I was lying in my lawn, and when people walked by I'd jump at 'em and freak them out. It worked suprisingly well.... too well. I guess I really looked like a fake. Some guy walked up and was trying to get his kid not to be scared... "Look it's just a fake... see?" and he stomped on my gut. It cracked me up, but hurt too. He apologized and such... but it wasn't no biggie.. it was more humor than anything... but that's where I said I'm not gonna do it anymore.
 

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1337PAINTBALLER said:
How thats harrassment and Agrivated Assualt with a deadly weapon. He could go to jail for that.

Call the cops. Seriously.
it isn't "aggravated assault with a deadly weapon" because
1) he didn't have any intent upon causing any harm to anyone. this is the biggie; intent
2) aggravated assault means the person had intent to murder or severely harm someone else, with or without a deadly weapon. it'd be pretty hard to prove a chainsaw without a chain is a deadly weapon

you could possibly get him on a harassment charge, but it definitely isn't assault
 
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