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This is what i've learned since i've quested off from the forums:
1. The Easter Bunny is naked
2. Buzzards like roadkill
3. Roadkill don't like buzzards
4. Buzzards don't like rocks being thrown at them
5. Don't buy dvd rom games unless you have a dvd rom drive
6. Don't upset black chicks
7. If you run over a nail in a vehicle safety secure your surroundings
8. The name of rubber bands given by the orthodontists decrease the amount of pain taken in by the receipent.
9. Cold toilet seats suck
10. Don't make panamians mad
11. Buttnaked on a cold day is a real song
12. Always remember your password on a forum so it won't take 15 minutes to remember
13. Beagles don't like the word "duck"
14. Bishops have really cool hats.
15. Don't try to mug a Bishop because he has a huge staff
16. Don't fart while trying to pick something up
17. Diet cokes make a fizzing sound everytime you place it on a table.
18. Male English teachers are cooler than female ones
19. My English teacher can use Nunchucks and play a guitar
20. Forensics Science class is nothing like CSI
21. CSI is ruining america
22. Don't use soft toilet paper or it can clog your sewer line
23. Sour jelly beans are a trick
24. Hold onto something when a really huge person walks by because they contain so much mass that they can suck you in.
25. Gas sucks
26. Women can't drive
27. Telephones are the worst invention ever created on the Earth.
28. Yarn art is not as fun as it looks.
29. Don't call teachers by their first name.
30. Don't throw paper balls in a classroom's heater, this may cause a fire
31. Homemade rockets are dangerous
32. Don't make Canadians angry
33. Canadians pay more than Americans
34. Read the instructions before eating a ding-dong
35. CAUTION/SPOILER:Watch out for the creme filling in a ding-dong.
36. Don't overclock your power supply 4 times, they cost alot.
37. May Day is a conspiracy
38. Don't play frisbee with an AOL disc, they tend to hurt.
39. Google video search kimbo, he's a beast
40. British people suck in the UFC
42. Tug-a-War is unfair
43. Pills that save gas mileage are a fluke
44. Fabric glue tries incredibly fast
45. The instructions that come with transformers aren't a big help.
46. Don't put chicken patties in the microwave over 2 minutes
47. Being gay can also be used as a metaphor
48. School clubs use donuts to trick students into joining
49. Water resistant pants are diffently worth it
50. Living in Louisiana sucks.
 

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100%Wooddog said:
20. Forensics Science class is nothing like CSI
28. Yarn art is not as fun as it looks.
34. Read the instructions before eating a ding-dong
35. CAUTION/SPOILER:Watch out for the creme filling in a ding-dong.
lmao!!

39. Google video search kimbo, he's a beast

hell yeah, kimbo is a beast, have you seen kimbo vs. sean gannon? gannon put up a great fight.


40. British people suck in the UFC

haha i saw that episode of ultimate fighter, that guy talked so much trash about knocking the tall guy out, and didnt land a single good punch..
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flowbob said:
haha i saw that episode of ultimate fighter, that guy talked so much trash about knocking the tall guy out, and didnt land a single good punch..
I was surprised that he didn't get choked out the first he gave him his back. No wonder he always lost by a "silly submission".
 

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Grand Lethal said:
I was surprised that he didn't get choked out the first he gave him his back. No wonder he always lost by a "silly submission".
hahaha yeah...he ate a crapload the night before weigh-in too....but somehow lost it all in the sauna...y'know what i mean? ;)
 

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You're back.

And don't upset black chicks, it can be a bad idea.
 

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ok..obvioulsy you're taking that wrong.

I'm not bashing anyone really.

they just haven't had a good example to follow and it seems the posts here are getting lame. though, there has been a spurt wehn kat returned.

I know i barely make the 04 year cut, but like dudeus said, that doesn't matter.
 
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