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kill your self.... how the **** would we know lol ;)
 

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Slipknot said:
my gf dumped me, what ever should I do?
Cut yourself, and then listen to yellowcard so you can get in touch with your inner self. Also start a blog and ***** about everything, that'll help.
 

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SHENNAGINS!!! We all know your ghey tom...

And for killing yourself....slit your wrists....but remember, go vertically, not horizantlly.
 

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Slipknot said:
toaster? how would that work?
Screw that, piss on a high voltage fence.
 

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The best way to relieve my internal pain through bodily harm is scratching off all the skin off my arm with a spork, then you can simply cry in your room whilst listening to dashboard confession with a emo battle scar.
 

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sNoW PIrAnHa said:
Screw that, piss on a high voltage fence.
Does that even work?
 

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If you were to keep a stream, yes it would, the electricity would go up the pee seeing as pee is conducted by water and shock your wee wee. Yes, I did just call it a wee wee.
 

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buy an assult riffle ( cause you can) and go on a pwning run be sure to hit your parents, pets, pussies, and your gf.
 
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