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Phones are the gayest thing ever.

Example 1:

Yesterday I was volunteering at a Navy ship that they turn into a haunted house. I was on teh phone givng directions when some stupid freshman from my afjrotc unit comes over and starts aking me if I nee dpeople for tomorrow. I told him 3 or 4 times that our unit isn't doing the ship the next day and that I'm not in charge. Hekeeps asking me over and over and I'm on the phone, so I finally tell him to STFU and go away.

Example 2: My mom wanted to know if we had a glade plugin in the bathroom. I go downstairs and my stepdads in the head. I knock and ask him if theres a plugin in there. I said his name. And all while I'm trying to talk to him, my mom is tlaking on the phone, adn my little brother is behind em going "SAmmy? Sammy??? Sammy??".

I hate the people that drive extra slow or extra reckless when they're talking on their phones in the car.

Just this morning I saw a bumper sticker that said "Would you be able to drive better if I took your phone and shoved it up your ass?!" . Guess what? The guy in the car was talking on his cell... Pure Irony.

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very nice. I agree. One time i was in the grocery store, and their was this woman their and she was talking fo her dad. And she was like "you want the honey butter or the normal butter?" and iwas like wtf? and then they atsrted like arguing over honey and stuff, wierd.
 

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Alpha said:
I hate the people that drive extra slow or extra reckless when they're talking on their phones in the car.

me too, but id rather have the guy driving extra slow than extra reckless[/opinion]
 

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Becuase the tard could see I was givign directions and he had to ask me like 300 times. I swear, I HATE freshman. I'm a sophomore, and this summer I said I'd never be mean to the freshies. I knew what it was like to get owned by upperclassmen. But there are some freshmen that I want to impale with a soddering iron.
 

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every year at my school the freshmen get smaller (by comparison to other year's freshmen) and mouthier. i swear taht the only reason i have not beaten up 5 different freshmen is because . . . they are freshmen. and it looks bad when u beat up sum1 4 years younger than u





this has become a rant on freshmen rather than phones
 

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you can hate on underclassmen unless your a high status junior or senior


looser kids that think they are better than someone because they are a year older should be "impaled"


no one thinks its cool to hate on younger kids, and the only place its acceptible is on sports teams by making the freshman pick up **** and fetch stuff and such
 

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Trust me.. These kids are freaking douches. Theres this one kid who thinks he's so funny in my shop class. He is just being obnoxious and is constantly messing with tools and its only a mater of time before he cuts his finger off.

Theres another one in my rotc unit that I gave in example 1.. He doesn't listen for ****. We have a chain of command. Even if our teacher, and Air Force Lt.Col(retired) asks him to do something, he makes a big deal out of it.

All I can think is wow, these freshmen are retarded.. Was I really like that too?
 

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I like to read alphas posts because they make me laugh my ass off...

"I go downstairs and my stepdads in the head."
"Theres another one in my rotc unit"
"I swear, I HATE freshman. I'm a sophomore"

:\ Maybe I'm the only one that gets it though...
 

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i saw a guy that said Hang up and Drive as a bumper sticker today,

i also saw a skinny, short blonde woman driving an excursion (the giant ford SUV's) with her kids head hanging out the back window while she was swerving in and outta lanes and yapping on the cell phone, i wanted to get a peice of wood and hit the kid in the head and see wut woul dhappen :)


and alpha, stop being Emo![/dog comand]
 

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High School sucks, grow up and go to college
I didn't realize how much high school bugged me 'till I started tutoring. College spoils people I think... so much more controlled, etc...

no one thinks its cool to hate on younger kids, and the only place its acceptible is on sports teams by making the freshman pick up **** and fetch stuff and such
And frats... same principal


Cell phones and driving don't mix with most people.
 

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Go from the college atmosphere to the high school atmosphere. I noticed most of the high school kids I'm around act a damn fool most of the time. Not all of 'em, but most. In general my college classes are the opp. Most people are in the class for a reason... and only a few act a damn fool. The college atmosphere spoiled me when I observed what HS is again.
 

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I think spoiled=matured ;)

yeah people in college don't screw off so much, probably because 1) they're payin' out the ass for it 2) the classes are actually important/interesting 3) they realize that education is priceless

most high schoolers are in school simply because they're forced. they say school sucks, and they just want to stay home and get high and watch spongebob all day. then they realize that life isn't all fun and games and that they really should have payed attention in school, because a high school education will only get you so much. (that's for those who actually graduate) while you may not use calculus and crap like that in your job, it's the thinking skills that you develop and use in life. unfortunately, thinking skills are what most high schoolers lack...
 
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