Spud already said that one..JTUntouchable said:1. Hey, let's play war... I'll lie on the floor and you'll blow the s*** outta me.
lol spud you are godSpudchucker said:haha i just remembered something i did with some friends. We went to funspot (like the hugest arcade ever... hundreds of arcade records have been set there and all the top nerds of the world travel hours and hours to play the games there and set records. crazy weasel knows the place im talking about..
anyways, i dressed up in a robe, put on a huge gray fake beard, wore a arab mask, and put on a turbin. I looked about as arab as you can get. So i walked up to this chick there and im like *in arab accent* "Hello, it is my country's custom to have splendid sex with the most beautiful girl seen when walking into a room. Would you like to be that girl?"
she gave me some weird look and was like "what the hell?"
and i was like "NO! I have lost my honor with rejection. I must now regain my dignity in the form of blood and iron!. PRAISE ALLAH!!! DOWN WITH AMERICA!!!"
lol she looked really confused as i jumped up and ran away screaming
rollin:god of Cheese said:EDIT: who needs apickup line anyways when you can just rape them??