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I'm a big soft teddy bear
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Ok, every night for the past week, we have been assigned a poem. Well, i was doing ok for the first week and now i need idears. Dont say love.

Cunning Linguist
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I like kittens and puppies
I really like playing with them
You people may think I'm a yuppy
But my mom always calls me a gem

Puppies lick my face softly
Kitten tongues scratch me too bad
My expectations are lofty
Don't tell me that cause I'll get mad

Kittens and puppies are soft
I like to touch them with my hands
I keep them up inside my hayloft
They're too young to explore the lands

Puppies and kittens are great fun
This I can tell you for sure
Puppies can play in the sun
While kittens can stay home and purr

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Row Row Row Your Boat
Gently Down The Stream
Throw Your Teacher Over-Board
And Listen To Them Scream


Hi-ho hi-ho it's off to school we go, we hear the bell and run like hell hi-ho hi-ho!

Hi-ho hi-ho it's off to school we go, we learn some junk and then we flunk hi-ho hi-ho!


No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks. When the principal rings the bell, toss your books and run like hell!!

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man thats the gheyest ryhme scheme ever, i hate when teachers make ya do that one

A - beyond the grave i wake
B - enter a world i hate
A - the screams i fake
B - but im doomed to fate

C - every waking hour
D - every dying day
C - let the night devour
D - lives left to pay

E - doomed to the choice ive made
F - left with the remains
E - the price ive paid
F - left pulling at the chains

G - but not all is lost
H - even a life of disgrace
G - whatever the cost
H - just to see her face

hmm there ya go i guess..
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