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put all your favourite quotes from tv shows, movies, songs, whatever else.

"Its magamaid sir, shes gone from suck to blow!"
- Space Balls
 

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"I want to be the first kid on my block to get a confimed kill." Joker

When the govt. fears the people; that's liberty. When the people fear the govt.; that's tyranny!

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

Gun control is being able to hit your target

An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a slave.

Handgun Control Incorporated - America's Pro-Rapist Lobby

Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

This country was FOUNDED by religious nuts with guns!

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.

Only Tyrants and Criminals need fear an armed citizen.

If it can't overheat, it doesn't have enough firepower!

"If someone comes to kill you, arise and kill him." The Talmud

An AR15 IS crime control

You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive

911- Government sponsored Dial a Prayer

Gun Control : Job Safety For Criminals.

Guns don't kill people; massive tissue trauma does.

Guns don't kill people...unless you throw it REAL hard.

Happiness is a one inch pattern at 100 yards!

"Everything that isnt nailed down is mine, anything I can pry lose isnt nailed down"

"You know you have a badass army when you have to kill more of your own men then enemy soldiers"-Adam Carrola

"If God wanted you on top of that obsticle, He would have miracled your ass up there!"-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

America, love it or leave it.

America, love it or die.

Amerrica, spell it right or leave.
 

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"DOYLE RULES!" billy madison

"Stop lookin at me SWAAAANNNNNNNNNN" billy madison

"*singing* back to school back to school...well theres the bus...*bus drives by*" billy madison

"NUDEE MAGAZINE DAY!" billy madison


that movie is the greatest
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"the code is...1....2.....3.....4.....5...."
"12345?! thats a code and idiot would have on his luggage!"
*president walks in* "did you get the code?"
"yes sir, it is 12345"
"12345? amazing...thats the same code i have on my luggage!"

-space balls


"Space balls the t shirt, space balls the coloring book, space balls the lunch box, space balls the FLAMETHROWER! the kids love this one. Oh yes, and my favorite, space balls the doll!...ME! *pulls cord* 'may the shwartz be with you!' "

-space balls


"It looks like the temple of doom...."

-space balls
 

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my favorite...kinda relates to me in a way....

"There will always been two kinds of people in life, ones who speak their mind, and ones who keep their friends"
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"I hate Yogurt!, Even with strawberries?"
- Space balls

"I'm a Mawg, Half man-half dog, I'm my own best friend"
- Space Balls

"Rape, Murder, Robbery and Rape. You said Rape twice. I like Rape."
- Blazing Sadles

"People who live in class houses sink ships"
- Boondock Saints
 

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from snl, the ladies man-
Lady asks him "Didnt you say we're gonna have dinner and a movie?"
Ladies man replies "Yeeeaaaa, when i said dinner i meant $e)(, and when i said movie i meant video taping it"

Also from ladies man, talking about bill clinton, "Sir, i salute u for doing your job, while getting a job"

Homer Simpson "Theres the right way the wrong way and the Max Powers way "
Bart replies, "isnt that the wrong way dad?"
Homer "Yes, but faster"
 

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A great lacrosse quote, "Score in the day, score at night"

Ladies man "Can I buy you a fish sandwhich?"
 

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"Your mother was a Hamster and your father smelled of Elm Berries"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Blame Canada"

South Park Movie
 
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ahh the south park movie... you silly americans. its funny cuz you guys dont get it.
 

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No no no you got it all wrong crazy cocker, its your mother smelt of elderberries!
 

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monty python and the holy grail

"whered you find that coconut?"
"over there on the ground"
"but coconuts only grow in tropical climates"
"maybe a swollow carried it"
"now how could a 6 oz swollow carry a 12oz coconut?"
"it could grasp it by the husk"

lol good times


monty pyton again

"tis but a flesh wound"
"WHATRE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?!?! YOUR ARM'S OFF!"
 

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You half corrected him ><tremist, it's "your FATHER smelt. . ."

and to contribute to this thread.

"Yeah well last year they tied my hands and feet behind my back and gagged me with a field mouse and then covered their tracks and went through water so I'd lose their sent and uh. . .ah who needs em anyways" _Sid the Sloth regarding his family

"You know we havent had a sucsessful field test of this equipment yet." "Why worry, each one of us is wearing an unlicenced nuclear excellerator on his back" _Ghostbusters

"I. . .am your father." -D. Vader

"I hate that fweakin marshmello!"

-HomestarRunner from www.homestarrunner.com (check out Strong Bad's e-mail)
 
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