"the code is...1....2.....3.....4.....5...."
"12345?! thats a code and idiot would have on his luggage!"
*president walks in* "did you get the code?"
"yes sir, it is 12345"
"12345? amazing...thats the same code i have on my luggage!"
"Space balls the t shirt, space balls the coloring book, space balls the lunch box, space balls the FLAMETHROWER! the kids love this one. Oh yes, and my favorite, space balls the doll!...ME! *pulls cord* 'may the shwartz be with you!' "
from snl, the ladies man-
Lady asks him "Didnt you say we're gonna have dinner and a movie?"
Ladies man replies "Yeeeaaaa, when i said dinner i meant $e)(, and when i said movie i meant video taping it"
Also from ladies man, talking about bill clinton, "Sir, i salute u for doing your job, while getting a job"
Homer Simpson "Theres the right way the wrong way and the Max Powers way "
Bart replies, "isnt that the wrong way dad?"
Homer "Yes, but faster"
"whered you find that coconut?"
"over there on the ground"
"but coconuts only grow in tropical climates"
"maybe a swollow carried it"
"now how could a 6 oz swollow carry a 12oz coconut?"
"it could grasp it by the husk"
lol good times
monty pyton again
"tis but a flesh wound"
"WHATRE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?!?! YOUR ARM'S OFF!"
You half corrected him ><tremist, it's "your FATHER smelt. . ."
and to contribute to this thread.
"Yeah well last year they tied my hands and feet behind my back and gagged me with a field mouse and then covered their tracks and went through water so I'd lose their sent and uh. . .ah who needs em anyways" _Sid the Sloth regarding his family
"You know we havent had a sucsessful field test of this equipment yet." "Why worry, each one of us is wearing an unlicenced nuclear excellerator on his back" _Ghostbusters
So I know we have a few car people in here, If anyone remembers back when we all started this place I was driving a couple mazda protege 5's. one being gutted and modded slightly for all the funs. After those two cars(and having an RX-7 at the same time) I traded in the two protege 5's for a...
It's dead. We've all moved on. There's been no new posts for about a month. I'm going to log out of my account and probably not log back in again. It's been a great run, gentlemen.
Thank you admins and developers who fought the spam bots that plagued us for years.
Thanks to all members who...