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I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap aroudn the rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why - because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh ****, I'm sorry! I thought your paper would protect you, asshole."
 

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lol....you're right. how does that work? back in 1st grade, we'd have dynamite....
 

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chromekilla said:
I don’t know what kind of pansy paper you have over there in Kansas, but round these parts our paper has large talons and is on some occasions rabid.
I dunno, animal control had to take out a rabid paper pack with it's post-it note babies the other day.
 

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chromekilla said:
I don’t know what kind of pansy paper you have over there in Kansas, but round these parts our paper has large talons and is on some occasions rabid.
Ours has fangs. Seriously tho, ill pick rock 50 times in a row, they think they got me beat, they think they got my pattern, but then all of ill put out scissors and BAM, i screw over their damn paper. Then i have the last laugh and stop playing, so in the end im the real winner.
 

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Today in sociology, becasue its only a half day, every class had a rock paper scissors tournament...bracket and all
 

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I like this maddox fellow. Especially his article on websense, considering its what my school uses. (even tho its ridiculously easy to get around any school blocks like websense)
 

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pbf gets no tl;dr?


I liked it on nation.
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tl;dr -
I went to the moon and played polo with Moses and a few aliens. We drove there on a football, but no one brought an air pump so we were stuck on the moon for like 3 days. Then killer flying monkeys came and killed Moses. Sadface.
 

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damn, this thread delivers. awesome tl;dr also.

on the subject...what if it's really strong like construction paper? Could lots of that possibly stop the awesomenss of the rock?
 

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bobide said:
damn, this thread delivers. awesome tl;dr also.

on the subject...what if it's really strong like construction paper? Could lots of that possibly stop the awesomenss of the rock?
No. Think of it this way: The rock is a super awesome special forces operative trained in efficient killing. The paper is just a little taliban fighter with a knife. The construction paper is a little taliban fighter with a bowie knife...either way, he's gonna get his ass handed to him.
 
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