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oh man i almost forgot about the darwin awards some of them are crazy. my favorite was this guy tried to kill himself by jumping off a cliff adn shooting himself and drink poison so he drank the poison and jumped he missed himself with the gun somehow and he landed in the water below on his back so he coughed up the poison and was rescued. he dide of pneumonia in the hospital LOL i think thats how it went
 

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yeah I heard that one, but he also tried to catch himself on fire, but when he landed in water, the fire went out. Some other ones was this one guy was at a traffic light in his car, and he was picking is nose, and he got rear ended, and his finger went up his nose and into his brain and killed him. And another one was this one lady was driving, and a plane flew over head and emptied its septic tank, and when all the piss was coming down it froze into a big iceicle and went into the lady and killed her.
And last, this one guy wanted to tie a bunch of ballons to a lawn chair, so he would fly away, and he also brought a BB gun so he could shoot them and slowly pop them and float down. But right as he took off, he dropped his gun and was too high to jump off. So he eventually got hit by an airplane. The end!
 

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lol i like this one :D

(1998) In rural Carbon County, Pennsylvania, a group of men were drinking beer and discharging firearms from the rear deck of a home owned by Irving Michaels, age 27. The men were firing at a raccoon that was wandering by, but the beer apparently impaired their aim. Despite an estimated 35 shots fired by the group, the animal escaped into a 3' diameter drainage pipe 100 feet away from Mr. Michaels' deck.

Determined to terminate the animal, Mr. Michaels retrieved a can of gasoline and poured some down the pipe, intending to smoke the animal out. After several unsuccessful attempts to ignite the fuel, Michaels emptied the entire five-gallon fuel can down the pipe and tried to light it again, to no avail.

Not one to admit defeat by wildlife, the determined Mr. Michaels proceeded to slide feet-first approximately 15 feet down the sloping pipe to toss the match. The subsequent rapidly-expanding fireball propelled Mr. Michaels back the way he had come, though at a much higher rate of speed. He exited the angled pipe "like a Polaris missile leaves a submarine," according to witness Joseph McFadden, 31.

Mr. Michaels was launched directly over his own home, right over the heads of his astonished friends, onto his front lawn. In all, he traveled over 200 feet through the air. "There was a Doppler Effect to his scream as he flew over us," McFadden reported, "followed by a loud thud." Amazingly, he suffered only minor injuries.

"It was actually pretty cool," Michaels said, "Like when they shoot someone out of a cannon at the circus. I'd do it again if I was sure I wouldn't get hurt."
 

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i read all of those b4: I'm a darwinmaniac
 

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http://www.funked.com/links/dildo/index.htm-heheh silly christans
http://mikesundance.com/midgets.htm those crazy midget wrestlers
http://www.bangkokmetro.com/article.php?sid=55 worst job ever.
http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html spank dat monky [url]http://www.almanac.com/weathercenter/pigspleen.html screw the weather channel

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm how hollywood really find those plots...
http://www.capnwacky.com/warning/ stickpeople warning signs are just plain cool
http://www.ithaca.edu/courses/cs138/has/easymac.html easy mac gone wrong
http://www.naturesplatform.com/ do it, the natural way
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/cookiemonster010621.html happened alwhile bakc but hey, its cool
yeah its not 100 but hey, im lazy ass
 

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That Ninja website was wierd:rolleyes:
 
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