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We should offer a prize for anyone that bunkers Santa tonight. Ive already booby trapped the roof and got a full tank and a hopper full of marbs sittin' by the fireplace.
 

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HAHHA...I'm going to my cousins house at midnight after our party but if I see him while we're driving ill lane him...
 

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santa will fu*k you up man...
santas got balls LOL
any of y'all see south park the other day, the one with santa and the terroist.
"i had to kill him jesus, he shocked santas' balls" bwahahahaha LOL ROFL
 

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We just left the gas on and paid a Somalian $3 to sit at the bottom of the fireplace with a BBQ striker for when the fat bastard shows up.
 

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it'd be funny as hell to try to bunker santa. w/ all that fat the balls would just bounce right off of him. :rofl he knew that fat ass would be good for something.

who knows, you might get your ass wooped. santa might be packin a custom anno'd dm5 :smokin he'll lite ure ass up
 

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tippmannfronter said:
awwwww I feel so left out...

Where is santa going to bring my gifts now?! it just occured to me I never found out how he brought them in!!
Your ventilation system...
 

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Hey dude if he can get his fat ass down chimney he can go through vents...
 
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