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...because I never completed a snowman. Sure, I started one, made a huge base and then beat it back into snowflakes but I never finished one. Ever. So, I built a snowman. He is around 4ft 8in, and weighs too much. It took me about an hour to build him.




Me and him were buds, two peas in a pod, untill he took my hat :mad: Then he was as good as dead, war was between us. I drop kicked him and tackled him several times, some of the drop kicks sent me backwards. He turned into ice over night and he weighed a lot. Their were points when I sent him at an angle, but he wouldn't completely fall over. Finally, I took off half of his second snowball and the top one with a drop kick (very ninja like), then I took my hat back. Afterwards I ripped off his arms, snapped them in pieces, and stuck them back in him.

Moral of my story: Don't take my hat.

-Mike
 

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haha owned. Nice snowman, he could use some slimfast, and growth hormones.
 
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