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I Vore You
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Well, about 10 minutes ago, I got in my car to go check my mail.

The area where I live just has a bunch of speedbumps. For no reason at all. No one goes fast, and the roads are so ****ed up you can't even if you want to.

I just went over a speedbump the size of ****ing Wilt Chamberlain, and it ****ed my muffler up. So I had to drive a half mile with my muffler dragging on ****ing concrete, making the worst noise I've ever heard.

So pretty much, someone's getting ****ed up.
 

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I Vore You
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Ja289 said:
just go over with a big axe and break the concrete. **** the man.

I'm trying to think of a way to get rid of it without totally destroying the road. Anything would be better than a 7 foot tall peice of asphalt in the middle of the road though.
 

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Find someone with a old plow on their truck, and plow over it everytime it snows this winter. Maybe it might not work too well, but much less obvious then a jackhammer, or a bix axe for that matter.

Or, my dad parked our boat in the driveway and the gasoline expanded in the tank or something, or the tank contracted, i don't know, but the gasoline ate straight through the pavement. Maybe expensive, but it'll tear it down a bit.
 

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If you tell the city/whoever maintains the area about it they might pay for the damage or do something about it. If they don't, equalize.
 

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Barber said:
No, it's a mailbox.

I live in a little place with everyone's mailbox in 1 place. It made it easier for the mail people.
Ours is like that, too. Having to walk a half mile (both ways) just to get your mail is annoying.
 

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Barber said:
I'm trying to think of a way to get rid of it without totally destroying the road. Anything would be better than a 7 foot tall peice of asphalt in the middle of the road though.
thermite...?

1337, you're such an invisible :ninja: yet i can see you even with my eye patch.
 

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looks like it's time to introduce the speed bump to Mr. Trinitrotoluene

but that suck, You break your muffler on your way to get junk mail and bills.
 
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