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The green pussy
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Well, guess who talked with me just barely?:

Radwan says:
Yo, you like bob marley/
zEdAiNe says:
I don't listen to him, so I guess not.
Radwan says:
Nada?
Radwan says:
Boo
zEdAiNe says:
nope, I'm too much of a loser/nerd to listen to Bob Marley, I listen to about anything else though, cept rap and country.
Radwan says:
Jeeze. You really think that of yourself?
zEdAiNe says:
why not? Better than being a true nerd, or true loser, and much better than being a Preppy
Radwan says:
Well... I thought you were cooler than that. You Zedaine! The owner of the green hot mag! You my friend, are a cool person.
Radwan says:
I don't see a loser. That's why I talk to ya!
zEdAiNe says:
heh, just because I am a loser, that doesn't make me cool?
zEdAiNe says:
Anyone can be cool, cool isn't a class.
Radwan says:
So how are you a loser? You don't have any expectations or something? What do you think makes you a loser?
zEdAiNe says:
I hang out with losers.
Radwan says:
Just because you hang out with a certain group of people doesn't mean you are with that certain group. You are your own person.
Radwan says:
Zedaine=the green mag man
Radwan says:
Jared= Zedaine
Radwan says:
Get it?
zEdAiNe says:
our leader, Jaako, also called Jake, or Bob, wheres a King of the Losers crowns sometimes, and I am one of his peons.
Radwan says:
Wow...
Radwan says:
Now I'm blown away..
Radwan says:
So uh...
Radwan says:
Your really a loser? Wow.
zEdAiNe says:

Radwan says:
How can somebody with such a nice gun be a loser?! That mag isn't a loser! Give it to me! I'm not a loser!
zEdAiNe says:
yes it is, it was created by a loser
Radwan says:
SO!?
zEdAiNe says:
thus, it is
Radwan says:
It was made by a loser, but it's the hawtest RT I've seen!
zEdAiNe says:
My green mag is a losers paintball gun, only peon losers may weild it.
zEdAiNe says:
so you're saying Losers aren't hot?
Radwan says:
That Mag isn't a loser.
zEdAiNe says:
oh yes it is.
zEdAiNe says:
brb, din din
Radwan says:
That Mag is a thing of beauty. It's cool.
zEdAiNe says:
yes it is, but it's still a loser.
Radwan says:
No it's not. It's a winner. But it's 'parent' is a loser.
zEdAiNe says:
Nope its a loser, it's my gun so I get to say what it is.
zEdAiNe says:
Plus it just said "Shutup fast, I am a frikin Loser!"
Radwan says:
Nah, i just heard it say, "I'm a cool gun! This guy named Jared is lying!"
Radwan says:
"Come take me Fast!"
Radwan says:
It said
Radwan says:
*Me walks into plane and flies out to middle of America*
zEdAiNe says:
You need a whipping... saying my mag would say such blasphemy.
Radwan says:
It did!
Radwan says:
It talks through it's barrel!
zEdAiNe says:
yeah, but it can't do telepathy. So you wouldn't be able to hear it.
Radwan says:

Radwan says:
Can you pick up the Mag for me?
zEdAiNe says:
2 Nephi 9:34 "Wo unto the liar for he shall be thrust down to hell."
zEdAiNe says:
nah, its sleeping now
zEdAiNe says:
on the rack on my wall.
Radwan says:
PLEASE!!!!
Radwan says:
Just pick it up for me...
Radwan says:
Once.
Radwan says:

Radwan says:
You don't wanna wake it up for me?
zEdAiNe says:
today is its PMS day, I don't want to make it even angrier
Radwan says:
Lol!
Radwan says:
It's a girl mag?
zEdAiNe says:
it can change gender whenever it pleases, but most of the time its genderless.
zEdAiNe says:
today it felt like being a female.
Radwan says:
What's it do when it's male?
Radwan says:
Real aggresive?
zEdAiNe says:
It gets horny and wants to hump other guns.
zEdAiNe says:
So.. I usually use it as a female on PMS days and it will do pretty well on those days.
zEdAiNe says:
and PMS doesn't come for it monthly, this is weekly.
zEdAiNe says:
sometimes twice a week.
Radwan says:
Uh oh for you.
Radwan says:
You own any other paintball guns?
zEdAiNe says:
my dad has a tippmann 98, he never plays so my friends borrow it from me.
Radwan says:
So that's the gun your Mag humps I guess?
Radwan says:
Poor Tippy
Radwan says:
It's probably scared to death.
zEdAiNe says:
nah, the tippy is too ugly for it
Radwan says:
So who does it jump?
zEdAiNe says:
anything hot at the field.
Radwan says:
Angel's and the like?
Radwan says:
I'm sure it fights with Autococker's right?
zEdAiNe says:
nah, it gets along pretty well with them actually.
Radwan says:
If I own a Cocker and a Mag, I'll have to teach them to like each other. If I don't, I'll have to reanno them every week cuz of the scratches
zEdAiNe says:
if your mag isn't gay then it will fight it, but my mag is gay, and bi, and a loser.
zEdAiNe says:
Sometimes it changes from male to female when I am having sex with it.
zEdAiNe says:
So I get to experience both sides.
Radwan says:
lol. so wrong
Radwan says:
What would happen if my mag met yours?
zEdAiNe says:
I dunno, you don't have a mag, so I wouldn't know.
Radwan says:
Well, just in general. A ule meeting an RT
zEdAiNe says:
Are you sure you want to know?
Radwan says:
yeah
Radwan says:
go ahead
zEdAiNe says:
its pretty intense
Radwan says:
go ahead
Radwan says:
wait up
Radwan says:
go ahead
zEdAiNe says:
Well, first, it would start *****in at it for being so ugly, then it would bust off its loader, and **** down its neck.
Radwan says:
ouchy
Radwan says:
then what?
zEdAiNe says:
Then it would run over to you for buying it, and rip off your loader, and then your head, and do the same thing.

That shut him up for a while, we'll see if he posts anything else...
 

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tl:dr

sorry but could you shorten it up for all us lazy folks? im guessin its the annoying kid gets pwned...
 

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The green pussy
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We finally finished it up:

Radwan says:
So it'd beat me and my gun down? Well how about my autococker?
zEdAiNe says:
Depends, what kind
Radwan says:
A trilogy with a worrblade
Radwan says:
and Lapco bigshot barrel
Radwan says:
annoed green
zEdAiNe says:
yeah, same thing to that thing. It would take chocolate lax before it adminstered the coupe de grace.
Radwan says:
Your gun's a real biatch
zEdAiNe says:
I guesso, to me its a real sweat heart though.
Radwan says:
Sure
Radwan says:
Not to my stuff though...
Radwan says:
It wouldn't like my Mag...
Radwan says:

Radwan says:
And it's the same race as it is...
zEdAiNe says:
nope, it usually doesn't like other mags, cept a couple.
Radwan says:
So even if I annoed my Mag, got it with a y trigger and made it green, it wouldn't like that?
Radwan says:
With gell grips
Radwan says:
And apache hopper
Radwan says:
Or would it get mad cuz it's too much like it?
zEdAiNe says:
nope, and there are no gel grips for a y frame. ANd my mag hates y-frames with a passion
Radwan says:
So how would your Mag like mine?
zEdAiNe says:
still the same story, it would ***** longer though if you got the y-frame though
Radwan says:
So does it take a long time for your mag to make friends with others?
zEdAiNe says:
nope, it decides right quick whether it will be a friend or enemy
Radwan says:
But it hasn't even seen mine yet.
Radwan says:
It might be charmed by my y trigger
zEdAiNe says:
yeah, but I can picture it, and me and my mag are one, so I know what it likes.
Radwan says:

Radwan says:
Ok, got to take a shower
Radwan says:
rethink all this... i want our mags to be friends...
zEdAiNe says:
sure
 

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o man that turned me on... gah very boring. and stupid woulda been funny if u lashed out on him at bthe end i kept waiting for it and it never came....
 

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Cocker16 said:
o man that turned me on... gah very boring. and stupid woulda been funny if u lashed out on him at bthe end i kept waiting for it and it never came....
i know lol, i was waiting for him to pwn this guy but instead just i waisted 7 min. of my life on this....
 

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Dont you remember? He got it because he gave up food when it was light outside and only ate when it was dark.
 
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