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Well due to the lack of bad threads I decided "why not rip off a good thread from PBN?"

So here it is, tell us 5-10 interesting/disgusting/weird facts about yourself

me:

1. I can pee 6 feet 9 inches in the air
2. I love milk
3. I love ketchup (I eat it plain)
4. I don't usually pronounce my Rs when I talk
5. I can't swim but I like water
6. My home phone is LARD-911 (no, I will not tell you the area code)
7. I drown my cereal in milk
8. I have big feet (you know what that means... big shoes)
9. I've broken my right wrist twice and my left once and they crack and grind whenever I rotate them.
10. I don't have my own room.
 

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1. I like anchovies
2. I have really really big feet (you know what that means.. big Dye ATC cleats..)
3. Sometimes late at night, I like to hang upside down from my ceilign adn see how many times I can strip my mag adn assemble it before my nose starts to bleed.
4. This one time, I pissed in the mississippi river.
5. I ake apart everythign I own
6. When I make ramen soup, I use soy sauce
7. I drink alone sometimes
8. Sometimes when I watch certain movies alone, I cry
9. I am learning how to throw knives in my spare time

EDIT: 10 pats my hero
 

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i work at radio shack

i play poker like its my job

i have friends (just thought id add that because 90% of people on here dont)

hehe






yeah, i just said hehe
 

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I just had to clean up my cat ****/throwup 4 times, because he cant just do it once.

I should be doing my project that is due tomorrow instead of doing this.

I kind of deserve the cleaning up because i kinda put my cat in the laundry basket upside down, and he couldnt get out...

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Alpha, one day, i want to grow up to be just like you.

anyways, i had school off till today, i have to go tomorrow.

But< I AM BALLIN THIS WEEKEND< so all that school crap will go away for atleast 1 day..
 

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1. I <3 Pat...and Dave.
2. I've met dave once..even though we live far from each other.
3. I broke both my arms at the same time(2 bones in left arm, 1 in right arm)
4. I talk to girls all the time and like them..but i'm always too nervous to ask them out on a date and shiz..
5. I've never made out with a chick...and i'm 16...but i've felt up a chick/seen tits.
6. I'm jewish....though everyone knows that..(Dave told me to say it)
 
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- Im terrified of water, but love to swim
- I want shower sex
- I wear eyeliner
- I can use my feet and toes for all kinds of things
- I'm really flexible
- I get amazing grades and dont try and out side of class, people just assume im a stoner punk ass
- I secretly want to get kicked out of my house
- disasters excite me
 

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1.im a fatass
2.im naked right now thumup:
3.i also got big feet
4.my girlfriend is snoring right now
5.when i run my boobs bounce up and down
6.i took a dump in a lake where alot of people swim just for sh*tz n gigglez
7.its been snowing for 2 days strait now
8.i like eating cheeseburgers
9.my best friend lives accross the street from me
10.i suck at paintball
 

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Alpha said:
dude I always use my feet for stuff. The remote, kicking babies, killing terrorists. You think we're seperated brothers at birth?
same and like derek I'm really flexible too. And I was like jason until I made out with this one chick, so I've only hit 1st base.
 

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-My name is Thomas but i spell it Tomis on everything, and everyone at school makes a big deal about it.
-I've had stitches 9 times, and once had a bike brake handle go 4 inches into my thigh, missing the main artery by like 1/8 and inch. (could have easily died)
-I have 2 cats and love them, but have wanted a puppy my whole life.
-I use conditioner becasue my hair gets felt alot and it has to be silky smooth.
-I hate ketchup, adore mayonase and old bay.
-I drive insanely fast but have never been pulled over.
-I do the morning anouncement's on TV at my school.
-I'm a huge LOTR and Star Wars nerd, but i love all science fiction.
-I have neverbeen beaten in Halo, both 1 and 2.
-I'm a binge drinker.
 

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-I'll openly cry if I'm really sad
-I shave my armpits and my stomach
-I talk to my cat in the "cute animal voice"
-Sometimes I drive just to drive, and nothing else
-When I'm angry or depressed, I draw
-As a freshman, I played Starting Center @ 130 pounds for the football team and was the only offensive lineman that could block the biggest kid on the team (310 pounds)
-I too, wear eyeliner sometimes (for some reason the girls like it :shrug: )
-I write poetry frequently
 

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i feel bad for all u guys that have never been laid :( u have my sympathy
 

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im 18 ive had pubes since i was like 10 the boobs magicly grew one night
 

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i wonder how many kids on this site have ever even kissed a girl ahahahaha
 
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