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Disclaimer: I do not condone or incourage any such behavior mentioned below, I am not liable for anything you do after reading this. The below is not based on real events and is purely fictional and any referances to illegal actions are purely for humor.

Now that thats out of the way, here goes. So I'm bored as hell sitting here wasting away on PBF, when the phone rings. WHO COULD THAT BE? It turns out its my friend Jimmy (not his real name but then again you dont need his real name) who I've known since I was like 5 (10 years biznatch). Well I get over and I talk to him, he used to be kinda nerdy and straightedge good boy but it seems things have changed. He's a total freakin pyro! So he tells me about how he can make 4x4 fireballs using a balloon and hairspray. I tell him how much of a crackhead he is and a pyro but we both love fire and if it was legal we'd marry it.

So he takes a can of extra hold strength hairspray, he puts a balloon over the top and starts filling it up with the gases and liquid in the can. Meanwhile I'm thinking "this is gonna be big, damn I'm scared, damn Jimmy you're insane, this is gonna be so freaking awesome, this is the smartest thing I've heard all day etc." . Okay so he got the balloon filled, he takes a rake and puts the balloon on the end and puts it over a very small bonfire, after about 20 seconds, boom! No fire...

It didn't work! So he gets another balloon and fills it even more. He gets toilet paper and I'm thinking "what the hell?". He wraps it around the balloon and tells me this will make it work. So out of nowhere he takes out some nailpolish remover and pours it on the paper towel and then puts the balloon on the rake. So I go back inside to get my shoes, I come out and theres flaming toilet paper everywhere. He walks inside as I run outside to take care of his mess I put stuff ontop of the fires to starve the oxygen from the fires. So I come back in and I see him halfway done filling another balloon. We decide to do it without the toilet paper this time and just put the balloon over the fire. So I'm waiting and waiting and it feels like forever, but then out of nowhere BAM! Huge fireball is soaring up like a rocket and dissapates around his roof it was so crazy.

So we go inside talk a bit. It turns out he's not so straightedge anymore. He inhaled some nice smoke a while ago and well the stories were so funny. First he said he didn't want to get too high but he wasn't feeling anything so he just kept smoking. And then bam it hit him, he was talking to his friend and laughing for fifteen minutes but then later his friend told him he was just sitting there smiling and mumbling at him.

Another story of his so he was in the local pizza shop. Well he ordered and got his pizza but forgot to pay, so he was just walking around the pizza joint for 10 minutes until he finally realized the lady yelling at him.

Aright continuation of tonights events. We go back inside and play halo and pwn the big !!11! his tag is a llama god and he'll kick anyones ass. So then we hang around eating burning things and watching TV. Eventually we get bored and do the stupidest thing ever, yes we try to light eachother on fire. So we get the two cans of hairgel and use them like flamethrowers and have tons of fun. We go back in and talk more then watch some episode of the show angel. Then we just hang around and watch drew carey and play the sims 2 and just talk and laugh and ****.

these molotiv balloons give me a great idea for holloween pranks.

TL;DR great night with my old homie

Disclaimer(again): I do not condone or incourage any such behavior mentioned above, I am not liable for anything you do after reading this. The below is not based on real events and is purely fictional and any referances to illegal actions are purely for humor.
 

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2ffu said:
hIR SPRAY? WTF USE MAP GAS AND OXYGEN
Hey man it worked. Its really crazy though, he's got this special kind where the gas and liquid are flammable. Its a lot less conspicuous also.

Sam- what does that stand for.
 

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yesterday me and my friends filled a paper bag with ****, firecrackers and gasoline and lit it on an old guys door, its was hilarious bveacsue teh flame was 6 feet high, and when i was loighting it on the guys pporch he saw me through the window, but didnt do anything
 

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Oh yea I forgot to mention, this guy used to have the best science teacher ever. His science teacher was a pyro, he vacuum packed jimmy, he's lit the tables on fire, shot flaming watermelons, made a bubble out of gasoline or something and then lit it on fire, mixed sodium and bromide (bromium? not sure) and dropped it in water, this guy is probably the best teacher ever.
 

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my chemistry teacher is a pyro as well. he said when he first started working at the school he was looking through the back room and found a highly unstable chemical in the room, he called the bomb squad to come and remove it. so they took it into the field across the street from the school dug a 3 foot hole, put it in it and put 5 gallons of gasoline in with it. the gasoline was to make sure all of the chemical exploded so nobody would be injured by it. then they lit it up and he videotaped it. he said he could feel the shockwave from the bast fly past him and bounce off of the wall behind him and come back.

when they did it they never closed off the road that went by the field and when it went off a guy was driving by and slammed on his brakes because it scared the **** out of him. also he said you could hear the blast for miles. he has the videotape he said, but he dont know if its at home or at the school and he was supposed to show it to us but i think he forgot to look for it.
 

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lol... i love being a pyro. But my dumass friend tried to set a wd40-sodabottle rocket off on my hand.............. omg that hurt! My hand was red and burned for like 2 days. I could barely move it the first day caus the skin was hard.
 

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5 gallon bucket + 1 gallon of gasoline + 3 roman candles ( stfu i have bad aim)= 7 foot rollin fire ball 30 feet up in the air
 

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i use what i call PFIMMC (stands for Projectile Flame Impact Modified Moltov Cocktail) it consits of a regular sprite bottle copious amounts of axe and my own designed impact induced flame set-off pin (using matches) and these things after thrown shoot off 10 ft of flame and the bottle cap goes almost 50 yards
 

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I went to a buddies house, and there were like 4 of us. We decided to burn his mom's old garden (it's all dead.) He goes and gets some waste oil (his dad races cars.) We soaked the garden, and lit it. It was kind of boring, so an idiot friend on mine took the thing of oil, and ran through the fire, while pouring more on it. Well, somehow, he managed to pour some on his pant leg and shoe. We all crack up, and he's throwing a fit. He kicks off his shoe, and starts swatting at his leg. All his leg hair was gone :D Well, I guess he didn't get it, and he DID IT AGAIN. This time trying not to get it on himself. But the retard didn't think that there was still some on his pant/shoe. Then he finally stopped.

There was a firepit, so he dumped the rest of the oil in it. (big puddle) They take old bottle rockets, and launch them in there. Coolest colors in the world, omg!!!!!
 

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why use hair spray? starting fluid (the spray kind you use for your lawnmower and stuff) is a LOT more explosive/flammable. I tried using hair spray in my spud gun and it didn't work for ****. but starting fluid...i was lauching taters at least 100yds, and that was with a little gap around it inside the barrel. I'm tryin to make it fit nice n tight so i can compress the air/fuel and make an even bigger boom :devil:
 

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VC8228 said:
My science teacher in 8th grade filled a baloon with helium, then lit it on fire.
Helium isn't flamable. Hydrogen is.
ANFOS= Ammonium Nitrate Fuel Oil Solution

Costs about 12 cents per pound, and is very explosive. Use a quarterstick to detonate..

Make a hole in the ground and fill it with a couple pounds of the stuff.. ITs so beautiful..
 

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well yeah, I know that. how do you think i'm putting the ether (starting fluid) in? I have a cap at the end that I screw off, then spray the ether in, and screw the cap back on. I'm going to have to experiment to find the best amount of ether to spray in, cuz I'm not going to try to force more air into it. so there's already air inside of it, I'm just adding the fuel to that
 
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