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http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

"You have made 7.109375 gallons and 59.3306065625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 50.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 327,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1820 kittens."

:rofl
 

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You have made 2.3359375 gallons and 19.49434215625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 16.611111111111 yards.
You have killed approximately 107,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 598 kittens

you have me beat by ALOT!!! and you are only a year older . . good job comes to mind thumup:

btw . . how do u figure out if you are a "big" or "small" "squirter" . . . i put medium to be safe wave:
 

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lol i put medium too. i guess if you need a mop afterward you're a big squirter, and if you don't make enough to drown an ant you're a small squirter?

I think I put too many years in, i really don't even remember when i started lol

edit-there it's a little more accurate now :rofl
 

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You have made 24.375 gallons and 203.4192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.7333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,123,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6240 kittens.


Big squarter, 8 years (ya i know), 15 times. I said 15 because i wanted to be safe.

its not pathetic if I have a girl freind thats bad at head right?
 

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zpyro said:
http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

"You have made 7.109375 gallons and 59.3306065625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 50.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 327,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1820 kittens."

:rofl
same here...but I have killed way more than 1820 kittens..
 

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You have made 16.25 gallons and 135.612815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.1555555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 748,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4160 kittens.
 

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You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens.

This is too funny!
 

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ZoWnX said:
because we are all mature adults and cna handle the subject well...
Hahahahaha.... You kids make me laugh... mature... oh thats a good one.

ANyway:

You have made 121.875 gallons and 1017.0961125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 31200 kittens.

Hooray for old guys....
 

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You have made 231601.5 gallons and 1932808.084506 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 12352.08 football fields!
You have killed approximately 8,004,147,840,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 44467488 kittens.

HAHAHAHAHA lol jk
 

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"You have made 3.7916666666667 gallons and 31.642990166667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 40.444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 262,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1456 kittens."

thats funny right there.
 

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You have made 1.421875 gallons and 11.8661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 10.111111111111 yards.
You have killed approximately 65,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 364 kittens.
 
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You have made 4062.5 gallons and 33903.20375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 216.66666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 140,400,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 780000 kittens.

What can I say, I'm a pro.
 

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You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.
 

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MedicDVG said:
You have got to be kidding me...
Why isn't this closed yet?
 
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