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Ok, this is what happened.

Me and my friend were going to a party a little later on last night when as we waited around at his house he ate beans.
"Dude," I told him, "They are going to make you frigging fart all night."
"Don't worry man, I'll surpress it."
"How about the smell?"
"Don't worry man."
So anyway he keeps eating and has about four bowls.

Then when we go down to the party at my other friend's house we see a couple of the neighboorhood people there. Anyway he walks over to one of the girls there and litterally drops the bomb. He farts so loud I felt embarassed for him. Seconds later a murderous smell comes and I start choking. I open the door and walk onto the porch. There I start taking large whiffs of air. It was deadly, but not silent.

Meanwhile he's in there trying to make excuses. Then he just bolts out of the house as he starts letting loose a whole barrage of them. It's sad, I called him all today and still can't get in contact with him. I think he's embarrassed. Don't say I warned him.
 

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haha thats great, did u hear what the chicks said 2 him or nethin
 

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lol, I noticed that, too.


And it's too many beans.
 
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