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Gather round children, it's story time!

In 9th grade, I was in ROTC. One of my friends told me a story about a kid in our company which went like this (more or less): They kid and his girlfriend wanted to have sex for the first time. Only, they didn't have any condoms. So, being the bright couple they are, they improvised. The guy found a plastic sandwich bag and strapped the thing on. They couldn't finish the deed- it was too painful for both of them.

In conclusion- Saran wrap is the key.
 

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ha.

wrap it before you tap it.
As for brand... use Durex, they have better radio commercials.
 
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