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I would never have the time, or the patience to do this, but I saw it on another forum and thought it was pretty funny.

So I jacked it, just for you Jersey guys here: :looking




You watched "Mallrats" and said "I've been to that mall!"

At least half the people you knew in high school went to Rutgers.

You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

Your big class trip in elementary school was to Morristown.

You long for the days when the Devils wore Christmas colors.

You know that the only people that call it "Joisey" are from New York.

You've planned a local trip around ensuring you pass at least one Dunkin' Donuts.

You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges"

You know that it's called "Great Adventure"... not "Six Flags", dammit!

You know that there are bakeries which are not part of a supermarket, but actual individual stores.

You've ordered a "hard roll with butter" for breakfast.

One time, a sea gull **** on your head.

You've eaten at a diner, drunk off your ass, at 3am at least a dozen times.

At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen.

You always use a minimum of 10 variations of the word "damn" while driving.

You don't have to go to Red Lobster to get fresh seafood.

You once said, "It smells like New York in here,"

You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring)!

In high school, you worked at a Friendly's.

The Garden State Parkway doesn't freak you out at night.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.

You've eaten a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll...and like it.

You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in NJ if the Nets didn't blow,"

You say "water" weird. (Wadder, Cawfee, Dowg, wadever)

Even your school made good Italian subs.

You've lived through hurricanes, nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado or earthquake.

You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.

You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.

You only go to New York City for day trips.

You've run out of money on the Parkway.

You're Italian.

You know where to get the best bagel.

You think the Olive Garden is crap and should have never opened any restaurants in New Jersey.

There are no self serve gas stations and you like it that freakin' way.

You've had sex on the beach, and I'm not talking about the beverage.

You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.

The Jets/Giants game has started fights at your school and/or local bar

Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April and May

You can't understand why there aren't more 24-hr diners elsewhere in the county

You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls

Someone at the beach once called you a benny

You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan

You have or know someone with mafia connections too

You're related to someone who thinks the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets

You have at least one friend who drives a truck

You've been camping

You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English

You've been to a party in the woods

You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown

You liked the Jets even before this season

You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m.

You don't take **** from no one either

You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there

At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook mall

Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station

Anything less than three inches of snow ain't ****

Someone cut you off on the road and you told them to go **** themself

You think people from South Jersey talk funny

You're radioactive and proud of it.
 

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When we were driving through the jersey devil was chasing us and we had to beat it with a freshman becuase I was all out of 12g slugs.

EDIT: Pssh you new jersians got nothign on Masachusetts. I mean, besides John Kerry and liberals and gun control and the dnc and all that prissy stuff... Ill paak my caa on yer ass. 3 inches of snow is a lot? Nothing less then 12 is much, and I'm sure Nick(HP Lovecraft) or one of those crazy rocky mountain members could top that.
 

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alot of thopse apply to new york as well


btw jimmy hoffa is buried in my backyard at my old house in upstate new york.
 

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haha. those are great. i'll refer back to those when i need to pull somethin on nick.
 

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Yeah... friend of mine posted that in his LJ a while back and its funny how i really get like all of them. Damn correct jersey stereotypes.
 

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...most of those are ridiculously true .... :p
Death to Jughandles and Traffic Circles, when I was traveling to Toms River to go to PBX my brother and I drove through no less than 9 Circles to get there, in fact at one point we went through ...2 connected circles.

In South Jersey where I live Recycling is not enforced, in fact in the '80s we burned our trash in a metal can out back ^_^

Oh and I once saw two tornado's simultaneously from my room so that one is out too :p
 

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so true

i hate when people are like "omg you're from JOYSEE?"
i cant help but get pissed and think to myself "SHUT THE F*** UP YOU MORON NO ONE TALK LIKE THAT HERE"

and yeah i remember action park and i almost got hurt on the car-slide thing once

and one more that wasnt mentioned is "you live in jersey if you know someone who has a relative who is a distant cousin to bruce springsteen"
 

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Oscarine said:
...most of those are ridiculously true .... :p
Death to Jughandles and Traffic Circles, when I was traveling to Toms River to go to PBX my brother and I drove through no less than 9 Circles to get there, in fact at one point we went through ...2 connected circles.
I can vouche for him on that one. Theres like all those circles and then one tiny entrance to get into PBX. I missed it the first 3 times around and then eventually took my car up an embankment and nearly got stuck just trying to get into the parking lot. Everyone was like staring at me and I was like "Cool dudes, sorry I'm a little late.."

And the best entrance award goes to.....
 

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a couple of us go canoing (sp?) in the pine barrons....jersey devil almost ate a kid's little brother....it actually turned out to be a fat kid

i also go there cuz the closest hindu temple used to be there...then they built one in Wilmington....but i like the one in NJ better cuz they have 2 good south indian resteraunts
 
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