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Ok im gonna try something new here
Post your what if thingy ma jig i was thinkin about this on the way to bed....

What if people had hairy lips?
Just imagine, *Smooch Smooch* Hey...you have lice...get a way.... i dunno...sounds a bit....FISHY if you ask me
 

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What if you lived in an episode of Star Trek? Id live in the one with the gimpy Capt. Pike in his lil life support box on wheels, cuz hey its fun to push around those that are less off than you and all he can do it blink his damn lights so whats that gimp gonna do? Blink me to stop? Hah what a ***.
 

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What if a girl's name was Tess Tickles?
 

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what if world war 5 was based on muppets vrs humans
i can see it now......

FIGHT...
POW POW POW....

"the...the muppets..their...everywhere...."
"Sorry bubba, ill do my best"

(grabs gernade)
chic chic chic BOOM

(in the distance)
THEY GOT BEAKER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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What if the president was required to sing mary-had-a-little-lamb when theyy were about to deliver a public speech.
 

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Not to get off track or anything but Im pretty sure the world would just colapse if we were all athiests because belive it or not organized religion keeps us going and laws are based around religion, like the 10 commandments.

Anyways heres a doozey.

What if whites were like the blacks and we were like 2nd class citizens, its creepy. Instead of Martin Luther King we'd have a guy named like Ted or something.
 

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Blacks are still considered 2nd class in some parts and I would even go so far as to say they now get better treatment in someplaces which makes me feel 2nd class now. Ahhh whatever, does any of it really matter? No we're all gonna die and thats it.
 

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What if I didn't get flamed because of my age?:(
What if guns shot banannas instead of bullets?
 

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what if.......

we married our cousins, and inbreed were treated like normal people?

WHAT if....

Mcdonalds started selling pizza and nachos?!

WHAT IF....

All people were cannibals, and instead of restraunts you would eat your parents?

OR instead of restraunts you would just bite your hand off

WHAT IF...........................

Dogs called them selves humans....and they call US dogs....


damn dogs......called us dogs....no more food for a week!
 
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