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I just found this and i thought you should all read it. Sorry its kind of long, but have fun reading.

Why girls are better than paintball guns.


Paintguns aren't warm and cuddly.

It is ok if you over lube your girlfriend.

You laugh when your girlfriend farts.

Girls basically clean and maintain themselves.

Changing the appearance of your girlfriend is easier than an anodize and mill job.

A girl can buy you dinner and take you to the movies.

When you talk to a girl and call her by name - people don't look at you funny.

Girls don't have brass nipples.

Girls don't run out of air.

Paintguns won't lick your welts.

You don't mind a "wet barrel" on a girl.

Even if your "paint" doenst match the "barrel" - a good girl will tell you it is a good size.

Stainless steel doesn't stretch.

A girl doesn't throw anything at you at 300fps.

You don't need to wear a mask around a girl.

You never need to retime a girl.

Girls don't blow (cup) seals.

Most guys wont look at your girl and tell you it sucks (to your face).

You can take your girl in public and not have the police harrass you.

You can leave your girl at home on sunday.

It is ok to short stroke your girl.

A girl wont chop your (paint) balls.

Girls don't have ugly hoppers.

Paintguns dont give hugs
 

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Paintguns won't lick your welts.



y woulf u get a girl to lick ur welts,i dont think many girls would want to lick a welt anyway
 

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My girlfriend kisses my welts, but she doesn't lick them.
 

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i think they meant a welt as in..just your skin...girls will lick your skin...maybe i dunno....anyways...im gonna have to agree with it all....girls are better than any marker :p
 

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....girls are better than any marker

i beg to differ, wut if u r married to a *****y trailer trash pakistainy wife thats prude and ugly and u never get laid...and u had a dark ir3,which one would u like better
 
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KBA5011 said:
....girls are better than any marker

i beg to differ, wut if u r married to a *****y trailer trash pakistainy wife thats prude and ugly and u never get laid...and u had a dark ir3,which one would u like better
If you were stupid enogh to marry a *****y trailer trash pakistainy wife thats prude and ugly and wont do you, i would say your the biggest MORON IN THE WORLD!!!
 

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how bout this- a girl wont shoot you in the foot, actually forget it thats just a personal experience of mine i'd rather not talk about, my e-99 got spanked after it did that.

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You spanked your gun? i think thatd hurt you more then hurt it.... Just a thought.
 

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I thnk it was originaly posted on paintballtimes dot com or something like that. And my personal fovorite is "Most guys wont look at your girl and tell you it sucks (to your face). "
 
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