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okay, in honor of how much valentine's day sucks, post the story of the worst one you've had. we'll have a contest... worst experience gets a date with spudchucker. brockocoli will judge.

okay, me first. asked a guy to the semiformal, got turned down... dress gets compliments from my friends but "what a slut" comments from people i'm not close with... girl in my class who loves making my life hell walks by me a gazillion times at the dance with 3 different guys, making SURE to bump into me and knock me off balance every time... starts making out with one of them right next to me, bumps into me AGAIN... decide to brush it off... keep dancing with all my gal pals and ali is missing... look over and shes all over my ex.

this one sucks and it's not even the actual day yet.

okay, you guys go.
 

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paintchick15 said:
okay, in honor of how much valentine's day sucks, post the story of the worst one you've had. we'll have a contest... worst experience gets a date with spudchucker. brockocoli will judge.

okay, me first. asked a guy to the semiformal, got turned down... dress gets compliments from my friends but "what a slut" comments from people i'm not close with... girl in my class who loves making my life hell walks by me a gazillion times at the dance with 3 different guys, making SURE to bump into me and knock me off balance every time... starts making out with one of them right next to me, bumps into me AGAIN... decide to brush it off... keep dancing with all my gal pals and ali is missing... look over and shes all over my ex.

this one sucks and it's not even the actual day yet.

okay, you guys go.
damn, you lose :sly:
 

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paintchick15 said:
okay, me first. asked a guy to the semiformal, got turned down... dress gets compliments from my friends but "what a slut" comments from people i'm not close with... girl in my class who loves making my life hell walks by me a gazillion times at the dance with 3 different guys, making SURE to bump into me and knock me off balance every time... starts making out with one of them right next to me, bumps into me AGAIN... decide to brush it off... keep dancing with all my gal pals and ali is missing... look over and shes all over my ex.

this one sucks and it's not even the actual day yet.
this one doesnt even count for judging :p
 

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i remember like it was yesterday...

7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said “you can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said “woman move out my way”
I Said “I got a wife at home”
She said “please don’t go out there”
“Lady I’ve got to get home”
She said her husband was coming from the stairs
“?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
She said “don’t you make a sound or some ____ is going down
I Said “why don’t I just go out the window”
“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”
Think, think… “quick put me in the closet”
And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells “I’m home”
She says “honey I'm in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”
I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”
And I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says “baby come back to bed”
He says “say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)


....yeah, so that day sucked.
 

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theunforgiven said:
i remember like it was yesterday...

7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said “you can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said “woman move out my way”
I Said “I got a wife at home”
She said “please don’t go out there”
“Lady I’ve got to get home”
She said her husband was coming from the stairs
“?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
She said “don’t you make a sound or some ____ is going down
I Said “why don’t I just go out the window”
“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”
Think, think… “quick put me in the closet”
And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells “I’m home”
She says “honey I'm in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”
I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”
And I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says “baby come back to bed”
He says “say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)


....yeah, so that day sucked.
hahahahahahahahaha
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mavsfan31 said:
Is this some lousy attempt so you can have a reason to hook up w/ spud?
no, this is a lousy attempt to b**** abt my lousy night yesterday.
 

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paintchick15 said:
no, this is a lousy attempt to b**** abt my lousy night yesterday.
shoulda had a catfight with the *****. Cept you should have knocked her out instead of that stupid slapping ****.
 

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Alright this wasn't on valentines day but it sucked so I'll share anyway. Too make a long story short, I went to high school with this girl that I had liked all the way up till junior year, and at the beginning of junior year I found out she liked me too so we started going out. I thought life couldn't be any better for a few weeks, I thought I had everything I ever wanted. But of course good things never last, she stopped calling me/returning calls and basically gave me the cold shoulder, started seeing other guys.

So I pretty much hated her for a few months there, even though inside I knew I still wanted her. Then, one day she randomly tracked me down while I was taking a sauna at my grandparents house, and asks me out. I should've though it through more, but the only thing going through my head was dillusions of "Oh yes, things are going to be just like they were, and it'll all be better now". So I get in her friends car, they say that they are going to drive us all to see a movie. I could tell they were all a little tipsy. About halfway through the car ride I notice we definitely aren't going to the movies, and we're going to someone's house. She (the one I liked) was all like, "Haha we tricked you. We're setting you up with (this other girl)".

Now I was ****ing pissed as hell because this girl they set me up with I did not like one bit in any romantic sense, and she was this girl that everyone including my dad always would say "Oh they would make such a perfect couple, they should get married, etc." Now that just adds to my disdain on that matter. Anyway, I'm just like silent sitting in the back of the car trying to keep it all in, and try to act nice to the girl we pick up, but at the same time not giving off any signs that I'm interested in her or anything. I'm also kind of screwed at this point because she has the impression that I am asking her out on my own will, but I don't want to be mean and say something like "You realize they tricked me into going out with you?"

I'm not going to go through the details, but plenty of bull**** occurred the whole night, like the girl I liked was sending me text messages like "hold her hand" and **** like that.

I never got the chance to get her back, because she moved away senior year, the only thing I managed to do was go to her going away party, blow her off, steal food, and leave without saying goodbye.
 
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